Well, Kyle's mom's a *****, she's a big fat *****
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world
She's a stupid ***** if there ever was a *****
She'a a ***** to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a *****, on Tuesday she's a *****
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a *****
Then on Sunday just to be different
She's a super king-kong mega-mega *****.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world
She's a mean old ***** and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big *****
Big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid *****! (whoo!)
Kyle's mom's a ***** and she's such a dirty *****.
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit something like this...
("Kyle's Mom's a *****" performed in Chinese, Russian and African)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world
She's a mean old ***** and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big ***** (ooh!)
Big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid *****
Kyle's mom's a ***** and she's such a dirty *****
I really mean it!
Kyle's mom! She's a big fat ****ing *****!
Big old fat ****ing ***** Kyle's mom!
Yeah! Cha!
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