Batman vs Wolverine

Started by diabloman19 pages

Originally posted by Soleran
Sorry I left any confusion there, Batman would most likely schmoke Wolverine. Especially if given 5 minutes in his batcave to get the right gear!
wolverine cuts his damn head off and feeds it to the bats

Originally posted by diabloman
wolverine cuts his damn head off and feeds it to the bats

So your saying Wolverine cuts off his head and he'll still be alive long enough to feed it to Batman, now that would be a feat and Batman would win another match!

Originally posted by Soleran
So your saying Wolverine cuts off his head and he'll still be alive long enough to feed it to Batman, now that would be a feat and Batman would win another match!

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Originally posted by Soleran
So your saying Wolverine cuts off his head and he'll still be alive long enough to feed it to Batman, now that would be a feat and Batman would win another match!
wolverine cuts bamtans phucking head off. and duh batman is dead. and he feeds the bats with batmans head.

Originally posted by batdude123
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wolverine wins 😄

Originally posted by jinzin
if by hide in the shadows,you mean get his ass gutted than yes I suppose he could.
dam

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Batkick.... The Claws....

Hmmm....

hmmmm, this is a toughi...

One site says:

Batman's standard equipment includes: acid-etched batarangs, exploding batarangs, electric auto-tracking batarangs, grapple gun, adhesive mini-bombs, flashbangs, fast-acting foam concrete capsules, tear/nerve gas, mace, goo gun, acetylene torch, sonics, rebreather and a tranquilizer gun.

Another site says:

Elements of the utility belt at times include, but are not limited to, the following:

Batarangs : Batman's version of the Shuriken. They have often been more closely identified with boomerangs.
Bat-bolas : This weapon is thrown around the feet of Batman's enemies and ties them with a thin rope. Then, with the push of a button in Batman's glove it can cause an electro shock.
Bat-cuffs : Bat shaped handcuffs, resembling Special Forces handcuffs. Using a one-piece design they slide closed and have to be cut off, using a special tool given to the Gotham PD.
Communications device : Often an earbug, but sometimes handheld.
First aid kit : For minor injuries. A larger kit is stored in most vehicles.
Forensics kit : For impromptu examinations of crime scenes. A larger, more comprehensive one is in the Batmobile.
Gas mask : Protection against air-toxins (i.e. the Scarecrow's Fear Gas). Depending on the writer and/or artist, it may also be incorporated with a rebreather.
Goo gun : This elegant weapon fires an adhesive-like substance that delivers small electrical impacts to its victim.
Grappling hook : Used to attach a line in order to scale sheer surfaces and/or swing across gaps.
Infrared goggles : Using infrared technology to see thermal output in low/no-light situations.
Kryptonite ring : Stored in a lead box, for use against Superman and other Kryptonians should the need ever arise.
Laser torch : A strong miniaturized laser used as a cutting tool.
Oxy-acetylene torch: The laser torch's predecessor
Line gun : Similar to a grappling hook, the line gun uses a strong clamp attached to a line, for scaling surfaces and/or traversing gaps. It can be recovered by releasing the clamp and rewinding the cable.
Lock picks - Sometimes stored in one of his gloves instead.
Micro camera
Miniature smoke grenades
Miniaturized toolkit
Radar: In the buckle, it emits invisible radar waves. Batman used it to confuse Man-Bat's natural radar at night in Batman comics. [Note: It is possible that it was originally part of Batman's bat theme that was phased out over time, as bats 'see' by radar sense.]
Rebreather : Allows Batman to breathe underwater or in vacuum. Depending on the writer and/or artist, it may also be incorporated with a gas mask.
Remote control : Used to control the Batmobile and other vehicles.
Smoke pellets: Usually used to quickly provide cover for Batman to stealthly exits and entries.
Stun (Flash-Bang) grenades: Emits light to blind and stun enemies.
Taser
Thermate grenades (Although they are identified as Thermite grenades it is safe to assume that they are actually Thermate since the former is a World War II technology which has largely been replaced by Thermate): An incendiary used to burn through obstacles. In Batman: Year One, the thermite charge ignited accidentally and destroyed the utility belt.

If Batman was as smart as everyone says he is he would have figured out how to get some powers instead of using some corny bat-bolas.

You mean like setting off a gamma bomb? And hoping he survives?

Or sticking his hand into a nest of poisonous, radioactive spiders? And hoping he survives?

Or getting hit by lightning? And hoping he survives?

Or... 😕

Exactly!

Maybe even finding a green glowing ring in a box of crackerjacks.

lol

Anyway, back to the thread...
Regardless of who would win the story would be much more interesting if Batman wins because it wouldn't be on the basis of fury and slicing/dicing alone.

Wolverine would be like a zombie in a horror movie, getting knocked down and injured all the time but continuing to get up and fight.

I like Bats for this - he's got the smarts and he's got the toys.

its back

Not much of contest here (sorry bat fans). Logan 9/10. Bruce gets one cause of the likelyhood Logan suffers a massive stroke as a result of years of drinking, smokin and bad overall eating habits. Oh wait...

wolverine win's

Originally posted by seaapple
Anyway, back to the thread...
Regardless of who would win the story would be much more interesting if Batman wins because it wouldn't be on the basis of fury and slicing/dicing alone.

Wolverine would be like a zombie in a horror movie, getting knocked down and injured all the time but continuing to get up and fight.


you have no idea what your talking about