How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Originally posted by superior
dark crown you are evil you love hell you will be punished you will work for the devil2 and do work and feel pain FOREVER!!!!

I hope you burn in the Eternal Pit for condemning one of your fellow Humans....

condeming is the virtue so called christians seems to forgett about the most

It was a double-entondra (sp?) finti, because I condemned her/him....😛

I saw that, just wanted to hang on a bit to the condeming part

Ah....

Originally posted by Powerful Dragon
dark crown you are evil you love hell you will be punished you will work for the devil2 and do work and feel pain FOREVER!!!!

nono

Thou shalt not judge....

There is no heaven people, we turn into maggot food when we die; deal with it! diva

eyes
Just because you will rot, doesnt mean the rest of us are. Cremation for myself !

Cremation, eh?
Nothing smells better than burning flesh....😘
😛

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
eyes
Just because you will rot, doesnt mean the rest of us are. Cremation for myself !

My babelicious bod will be frozen and revived in the distant future where upon I will grace them with my presence and be worshiped as the sex goddess I am! eyes

Originally posted by Tex
My babelicious bod will be frozen and revived in the distant future where upon I will grace them with my presence and be worshiped as the sex goddess I am! eyes

This, is not true. I am taking texs body, freezing it and keeping it for my own, personal sex toy.

😂

If I'm cremated..I want to be included in all the families functions..

I ****en hate it when bible bashes come onto these forum to tell us we're going to burn in Hell.

But I truely believe Jesus died for us and ours sins, I do believe God bought him back.

Is that enough to get into heaven Mr 'I'm-trying-to-scare-people-into-christianity?'

Anyways, when I die I'm going to become a ghost for awhile, then become reincarnated.

Originally posted by Tex
My babelicious bod will be frozen and revived in the distant future where upon I will grace them with my presence and be worshiped as the sex goddess I am! eyes

Seriously Tex, you crack me up! 😆

When I die I want the same thing.

If you be nice I'll join you eyes

No I am not sure I would go to heaven.But I would try to seek forgive on my death bed and go to inleast partoctory(or what ever that place is called)so I could be forgiven and go to heaven one day.JM

Jackie...Are you Catholic? That's a Catholic teaching...

No I am not.But my friend is and that is who I got it from.JM

I think a doubting Thomas guide would be of great help.

to get into heavin, ask jesus into your heart

We live in heaven, right here, right now.