GOD is a WOMAN

Started by dizzyblondegirl18 pages
dizzyblondegirl Blonde BUT not Dumb!!!!

GOD is a WOMAN

i have a theory that god is actually a woman 😄

Philosophicus Restricted

a god cannot have a sex.

Guinha Opera Diva

What is your theory???

Philosophicus Restricted

I DON'T HAVE A THEORY ON SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT EXIST.

Guinha Opera Diva

I DID NOT ASK YOU!!!

and there is no need to shout 🙂

finti Senior Member

if there would be a god it would be an it

dizzyblondegirl Blonde BUT not Dumb!!!!

why cant god have a sex?

moviejunkie23 Senior Member

"a god cannot have a sex."
"if there would be a god it would be an it"

wow its rare but i agree both with finti and PhilO
God is a grand spiritual being, he doesn't need reproductive organs like we do.

naybean Senior Member

Lol! yea but if God was to have a gender it would be a woman - multitasking!!!!

moviejunkie23 Senior Member
Originally posted by naybean
Lol! yea but if God was to have a gender it would be a woman - multitasking!!!!

😆

good one

mr.smiley Senior Member

i hope God would be a woman cause i hate dealing with guys who think they are better than you.
i would rather a woman be the ultimate creator

dizzyblondegirl Blonde BUT not Dumb!!!!

woman can give birth woman create new life the same as god created usin the very begining can you see where i'm trying to go with this

darkcrown Senior Member

Re: GOD is a WOMAN

Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
i have a theory that god is actually a woman 😄

God cant be a woman because in the bible when HE said let their be a being resembling us, he created man. not a woman.

mr.smiley Senior Member

do you belive everything you read?

moviejunkie23 Senior Member

Re: Re: GOD is a WOMAN

Originally posted by darkcrown
God cant be a woman because in the bible when HE said let their be a being resembling us, he created man. not a woman.

wow i am suprised to hear you quote from the bible there darkcrown!!

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amen sister

moises Senior Member

IT CONNOT BE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARC Trooper 117 (Melcórë)

Pfft.
God can't be a woman, because:
1) Men would have to give birth to off-spring, and go through the menstral-cycle.
2) All Men would have smaller penis'.
3) Eve would have been created first, and Adam would have been bourne from her womb. 😘 Talk about incest. 😆

Captain REX Networking

Oh yummy, ARC, that is SUCH a lovely thought...

naybean Senior Member

Originally posted by ARC Trooper 117
Pfft.
God can't be a woman, because:
1) Men would have to give birth to off-spring, and go through the menstral-cycle.
2) All Men would have smaller penis'.
3) Eve would have been created first, and Adam would have been bourne from her womb. 😘 Talk about incest. 😆
Damnit! 🙁 why would men have smaller penis' - surely she would make them all bigger!?!?!

Jackie Malfoy Jacks

God is a man even through I don't think he looks like one.Because he is a spirt.Or something like that.JM