GOD is a WOMAN

Originally posted by naybean
Damnit! 🙁 why would men have smaller penis' - surely she would make them all bigger!?!?!

Nope. ❌

The absolute perfection postulated in Greek philosophy excludes the possibility of god having any gender, whether male or female.

"The absolute perfection postulated in Greek philosophy excludes the possibility of god having any gender, whether male or female."

Wow! So I was thinking along the same lines of the great greeks when I said: "a god cannot have a sex."

Fire, you're actually wrong - where did you get that from? The greek gods had very distinct sexes: Hermes(male),DIONYSUS
(male), Aphrodite(female), Hera(female)...need I list more?

When will the world be rid of the fly which is ignoramus?

I dont think God would have a gender but I dont care either way

God is beyong sex.

BUT if He was one, then He would be a man, since he created
the universe, with all it's intricate operations and detail.

The only arguement for God being a female, is that no one
can figure Him out!

God is not human, but divine -God is all that is - no gender involved here.

god may or may not be beyond but if god did it would be a woman

Why do you think so??

Umm, Women cant conceive of children on their own. It is not God-like. And, its not advantageous to a woman to be pregnant. More like a burden.

^ Yeah....haveing children is not God like......lol

Yeah....haveing children is not God like......lol

Yea...a burden...can you imagine a pregnant god???? OOHHHHH the mood swings....KILL KILL KILL....Start over husband..Start from the beginning.....send a flood....

OH...come to think of it, maybe god was a women.. 🙄

yeah must be a woman cause nothing is logical about god

I finally figured it out....God divorces the goddess and changed her name to Satan. She was so pissed that she messed with eve by becoming a serpent, and then her and her girlfriends (fallen angels) went to earth and had sex with women. Now that really pissed god off and so he caused a flood. To make sure that would never happen again. He made a decree that angels would never be male or female again....and so in the end he's going to throw her to the lawyers, who will tare her apart and take away all the antimony which to her is HELL...

she wasnt pissed she was pmsed

😂
That's kind of offensive....😛

Only if God is a women....

only if god is

I didn't know debbiejo thought that there were many Gods....you know, 'cause "Women" is plural....😛

I just got three PM's SPAMMING me about this Old Thread: Mormon Thread
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hang the spaming sender out here as this was a pillory