GOD is a WOMAN

The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are one being, they are titles. Gods name is Jesus and he walked amongst! His Spirit still walks among us inside of people filled with The Holy Ghast, but that is a whole other discussion. The Bible, which has been proven to be true too many times! says that Man was made in God's image, now obviously we are talking about his spiritual image because he had no human form until he was born as Jesus Christ, at which point, I am sure he was born with all the right parts, ! As to the statement he does not exist, all you have to do is look around you and see that indeed he does exist! The world needs Him now more than ever, but they aew taking him out of everything and pretending He is a myth. Just look what people are doing and becoming!

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As to the statement he does not exist, all you have to do is look around you and see that indeed he does exist

Originally posted by finti
when do you know a women is about to say something smart?

Spoiler:
when she start off by saying," a man told me".....

Sorry Vicki....this miff face was for finti...

finti...put your wife/girlfriend on so we can show her YOUR joke.. 😱

aint married, living together is the same as being married in Norway so why bother with the marriage status, and she knows to well all my cracks

how many men does it take to open a beer?

Spoiler:
None, it should be opened when SHE brings it in

how many men does it take to open a beer? They havent evolved that far yet?

first god created the world and rested
then god created the man and rested
then god created woman, .....and since then neither god nor man have rested

how many men does it take to open a beer? They havent evolved that far yet?

I'm no ones slave.....Ask my hubby. He's evolved, let him get his own beer, and then he can give me a back rub...

well some hubs are henpecked😄😄

women will never be equal to man until they can walk down the street, bald with a beer belly and still think they are sexy

Are you speaking from experience???

maybe 😄

That little man in your head is screaming to get out of ya body isn't he???

That little man in your head is screaming to get out of ya body isn't he???

Good thing we have women to explain that it takes two to have sex.

Good thing we have women to explain that it takes two to have sex

Originally posted by debbiejo
Good thing we have women to explain that it takes two to have sex.

Who said?

One is enough with the right picture, as I always say.

One is the loneliest number that ever was...If it were up to guys...the population would die off. And no one would care...because they are in their happy place...

nah we always need women to bring beer and snacks while we guys watch the game on the tellie, it doesnt hurt that they wear skimpy outfits though