GOD is a WOMAN

The last time I asked a guy..."Do you know how to turn off the game and have an intelligent conversation?", he said "Duh....Me NO no..."

Maybe he was trying to speak your language?

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Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
God is a man even through I don't think he looks like one.Because he is a spirt.Or something like that.JM

HAHA!! see!! u said u were an atheist!!

scientists have discovered a food product that lower the womens sex drive by 90%. ...........They call it a wedding cake

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Though this might be true, the scientists concur that the results were astounding that for the female population the brain stimulation and IQ's were worth the sacrifice.

Its interesting, that in the older forms of the ancient Greek language, the word that in essence captured "holy spirit" was neuter, in that it didn't have a gender (which is the way it is used in the old testament), it was neither female or male.

Originally posted by finti
why not?

because im down right sin full
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Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
i have a theory that god is actually a woman 😄

Oh, and you're not the only one who's had that theory. Watch the movie Dogma.

God does not and can not have a gender, and nobody can say, "Well, IF God had a gender he would be..." because he CAN'T because he isn't a human being, he's God.

We don't really know who God created first, anyway. Maybe he created both genders simultaneously. Can the Bible be proven? The Bible is not God's diary, it is something that was written by real people who had their own opinions and prejudices and fallibilities.

Since we are created in Gods image, and it does say that "In the beginning Gods created the world", then maybe there is more than one god. A male and female, since we are male and female...

and jesus had a brother who was really the son of god and jesus just died on the cross so his bro can keep on preaching.

Maybe there is a Mother, Father, and child god. Just like we are a family, and the son is the one that came down here.

and maybe the care bears are sick of all the attention of Whinny the Pooh and do declear him war too

Because Whinny committed to unpardonable sin, but don't ask me what it is, cause I don't know.

guess his sin was both thank you

Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
why cant god have a sex?

As it was said before, gods can't have sex, it's not god like...Or is that what thunder and lightning are. 😑

God is really a woman???
Let's break this puppy down shall we? In a world where just a couple of decades back woman had finally gotten the same rights as men. You think it would have happened sooner like maybe...gee I don't know...from the very start of creation! Do you think a woman would put up(or put out more importantly) with the crap men have been dishing out since the first Summerian started beating his wife. Don't you think Sally The All Knowing God would have made men bear children for nine month in intense pain? If God is a woman then she must be the biggest woman hating, crew cut wearing, bull dyke the universe ever had the displeasure of shaking hands with. If God were a woman there would be...I repeat...there would be NO men. Just imaculate conceptions left and right,right and left. Every child would be a girl and life would be one giant baby shower after a another. If this pisses off any guys(ya know the no men part) sit back for a second and think about it. Ask your girlfriend and then when she say yes or no look her in her eyes. You may see a spark. I think God is a man and has never gotten laid, which is why he is such an angry and jealous god and made sure Eve took the apple and took the fall for mankind. That why he gets mad when men/woman have sex. Either he needs to come out of the closet or he's just jealous he forgot to give himself a penis of his own. He certainly doesn't have balls. I can't WAIT to go to hell!

Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
why cant god have a sex?

Well...reproduction species alive. Hence why it feels good. Scientifically thought to be our body rewarding us for keeping our species alive...yeah, that's a whole other wierd subject.

But, God is eternal, therefore, doesn't need to reproduce, therefore, he wouldn't logically be a man or woman since man and woman are defined by our reproductive organs.

Why is he reffered to as -he-, simple, his features as a whole are more accurately described as male. Supposedly. And calling him it seems degrading also.