Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by The JenR2,851 pages

Queeq said he wished for a red head, so that may had been where i go confused from. i dont know. i dont matter.

You do.

It's no prob.

think i made a horrible failing grade on my midterm for one of my classes bcuz my teacher was lecturing us on how we all did bad, and she stared at me for like 10 seconds while she was talking about the wrong things people did.

i was crying the whole night before stressed out trying to study for my tests. even woke up early in the morning to start studying again.

Its one thing to fail a test when u DON'T study, but i busted my ass. I even listened to Binaural Beats to help my brain waves for about 4 hours to help me study.

i dont know what i made in my 2nd test but i wrote a passing grade on it reguardless. teacher can change it on her own

tell her if she dont change your grade some drunk guy online will bug her for all eternity..lol..whats her email...haha

And he has a dangerously faulty drink bot as well. That'll scare her.

speaking of which where is she..I thought I hit the off button????

You took it home, didn't ya? I gave it to you. It's your problem now.

Originally posted by ~JP~
Nope they arent but they are super cuties. 🙂

Come to think of it the whole family is kinda hot! 😉

They sure are. I know that becuase of the freedom of information act. Hahaha, just kidding.

I just have access to high resolution satellite imagery.

Originally posted by sweersa
They sure are. I know that becuase of the freedom of information act. Hahaha, just kidding.

😂

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
tell her if she dont change your grade some drunk guy online will bug her for all eternity..lol..whats her email...haha

no my teacher doesn't play. she's tough shit. she's a good teacher and supposedly likes me from what my dad says.

she just doesn't like anyone when tests come up.

Originally posted by The JenR
school uses Dell. ><

made me a pic. i need to think of a company name for me, bcuz i cant be using my name. its amature (imo).

cool.

Originally posted by The JenR

she just doesn't like anyone when tests come up.

Its not that she doesnt like you Im sure. She just wants you to succeed in her class and when a bright student fails a test it's actually hard on the teacher as well trust me. We sit there thinking could I have taught this material better?

I almost believed that. 😂

Originally posted by ~JP~
Its not that she doesnt like you Im sure. She just wants you to succeed in her class and when a bright student fails a test it's actually hard on the teacher as well trust me. We sit there thinking could I have taught this material better?

i like her strictness, she grew up in the projects with 7 younger bros and sisters, and she used to be in the military (navy?). she means business. i appreciate having her as my teacher bcuz she looks out for me. and me and her are just a like (except im "nicer"😉.

the way she talks about how we have to know very single thing about the software we use to get threw a job interview really messes with me, bcuz its just not possible for me to know every little thing about our software bcuz ever time they come out with a upgrade they change the name to items on it.

no such thing as a "Toolbar" it's a Tool Panel. "Menubar" is now "Application bar."

its little things like that but there's a lot of those "little things", and [my] books don't show u a picture of the interface with the new labels. so there's no way i can know what all is changed, so who knows if i'll ever get a job...

bcuz i cant be aware of every single tool's shortcut, all the menu shortcuts, what "panel" is what, where, and means.

too much.

I know how great my skills are, i know where to go to do what, what tool to use at which time, and what it does. Thats should be it to land a job as long as i know what the heck i'm doing.

I'm a photomultiplier, i dont ever go through menus or anything, so i see them as unimportant to me (at least at the moment)

I have a friend who is trying to build an "amateur" 2 "pro" photography business...took our christmas family pictures...for free too🙂 but he posts his pics on something called flickr or something like that you have anything like that...?

Originally posted by The JenR

no such thing as a "Toolbar" it's a Tool Panel. "Menubar" is now "Application bar."

its little things like that but there's a lot of those "little things", and [my] books don't show u a picture of the interface with the new labels. so there's no way i can know what all is changed, so who knows if i'll ever get a job...

bcuz i cant be aware of every single tool's shortcut, all the menu shortcuts, what "panel" is what, where, and means.

too much.

I feel this way right now about working with Microsoft Office 2007, everything is changed, at first it is a drag but I find it is easier to use after spending some time with it. It is very frustrating though especially when they make you take certification tests with it.

Just give it some time and patience and you will succeed.

Originally posted by queeq
I almost believed that. 😂

Hey now! Just because I've retired from teaching does NOT mean you dont have to pay attention in class mister!!! 😠 😛

And honsetly it did bother me when that would happen. Now if it was some idiot who never did his homeworl or paid attention in class then........que sera sera. 😂

Originally posted by ~JP~
Hey now! Just because I've retired from teaching does NOT mean you dont have to pay attention in class mister!!! 😠 😛

Spank me! 😉

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Originally posted by sweersa
I feel this way right now about working with Microsoft Office 2007, everything is changed, at first it is a drag but I find it is easier to use after spending some time with it. It is very frustrating though especially when they make you take certification tests with it.

Just give it some time and patience and you will succeed.

It would be easier if I knew nothing about PhotoShop before I went to college, bcuz I guess it's my ignorant arrogance towards the software that gets the best of me.