Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Oooh, I am intrigued. 😄

Poor KMC... they'll never get my top of the line stuff! HAHAHAHAHA!

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Originally posted by queeq
They are not your friends, Ast.

Did you ever hear the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
Who?

from the films

Originally posted by Grand Mage Gav
from the films

😛

ive not talked to you for a long time

No doubt. I keep coming by but so many of the recent threads just don't arouse my interest to post. You find a decent thread and it's on page 2 the next day.
Ah well, at least we have the weekend in Paris.

And, of course, queegs.

Darth Plagueis can u teach me da secret of eternel life?

Sure thing. First you must send me $79.95 for my instructional pamphlet and video "Darth Plagueis discusses the pros and cons of eternal life".

Purchasing all 40 volumes of my instructional manuals will teach you the Sith secrets to immortality, and other cool, evil stuff.

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
Sure thing. First you must send me .95 for my instructional pamphlet and video "Darth Plagueis discusses the pros and cons of eternal life".

Purchasing all 40 volumes of my instructional manuals will teach you the Sith secrets to immortality, and other cool, evil stuff.

i like it

I pledge myself to your teachings my master

Originally posted by jango fat
I pledge myself to your teachings my master

pay pay the money

.95 ?????
The force is strong with this one!!!

Son, you too could benefit from my program!! Order now and I will include Volume 1 "How to kill friends and influence Gungans" for a minimal additional fee!!

pleasenotethatparticipationinDarthPlagueisguidetoimmortalityrequiresforefeitureofyoursoulandeternalallegiencetome.Ohyeah,andallyourmoneytoo.Maycausecancer.

i like the technicallity but i am the head of the Trade Federation so i can read smallprint

Evil Neimodians LOVE my program!
Just listen:
"After reading Lord Plagueis' second volume "How To Train In Secret Right In Your Enemies Backyard", I found that I was no longer brain-dead! Plagueis rocks, dudes!"

See there? Order now!!!

Neimodianvoicesarereal,howevertestimonialswereforce-influencedandgivenunderthreatofpainfulldeathanddismemberment,butPlagueisreallydoesrockdudes.Sendmeallyourcashnow.ProlongeduseofDarthPlagueisguidetoimmortalitymaycauseblindness.

well we at the empire offer an alternitive programme

BecomeTheEmperorOfTheGalaxyInOnlyTwoThousandYearsWithTheHelpOfADeathStar

Emperor Palpatine--"A totally fantastic Programme"
Darth Vader--"yes the programme workrd and i got this badass suit free"
Darth Malak--"GMGs programmes really work unlike the old starforge programme"

Grand Moff Gav---the programme will work and order now get a secret layer on a volcanic planet absolutly free,

planetfreeforonehourthendayleypaymentsofonetrillionbillioncreditsrequired"theprogrammewillwork"isnotagaurantee

All of that nonsense is covered in Volume 38: "Watching your back-stabbing apprentice get pwned by overconfidence in moon-sized weapons".

Itshouldbenotedthatbothdeathstarsweretakenoutbyone-manfightersandactuallyhelpedbringdowntheempire,notstrengtheninanyway.Iknowwhatsgoodforyou!Darthyknowsbest!Sendmomoneynow.UseofDartPlagueisimmortalitysystemhasbeenlinkedtoheadache,nausea,anddisfiguringfacialtrauma.

WARNING breach of copyright

Da empire's program's much better

Bah! Your legal prattlings are of no concern to me.

Now shipping Volume 3 "Jedi Are Bad, M'kay" to loyal followers of the Darth Plagueis immortality program.

Shortlybeforehisdeathatmyhands, thesurgeongeneralreleasedthefollowingstatement:"PregnantWomenShouldAvoidTheDarksideAtALLcost".Bah.