Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

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jango fat Senior Member

A long time ago on a page far far away

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

nice

queeq Chaos

Did he get it?

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

yes and he's now selling books

queeq Chaos

Poor guy. Well, at least he's not selling shoes.

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

indeed queeq how much would it take (GB£) for you to engener me becoming a Mod

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Originally posted by queeq
Poor guy. Well, at least he's not selling shoes.
If I were, rest assured that they would be CLOWN shoes!!!

ahem.

Anyway, Volume 5: "Midichlorians, Part 1: How To Influence Those Wacky Little Bastards" is ready to ship.

Searchyourfeelings!YouknowthatDarthPlagueisguidetoimmortalityistheonlywayoutofyourboring,mundaneexistence!Joinus,it'sdarkeroverhere!

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

i told on you

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Originally posted by Grand Mage Gav
i told on you
Ah! Jealousy rears its ugly (neimodian) head!!

Fine!! You are off the mailing list and will not be receiving Volume 6: "Midichlorians, Part 2: Who's Your Daddy?"

Tattletalesarebadandshouldrunhometomommy,theretobeskinnedandbroiledandservedupasasnackforhungrySithlords.Mmm,tasty!!

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

Im not nemodian

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Originally posted by Grand Mage Gav
Im not nemodian
Yeah,yeah, that's what they all say.
Your identity confusion can be easily rectified by subscribing to Darth Plagueis Guide To Immortality series of instructional books and holo-discs.
Many confusing, snake-tongued answers can be found in my beautifull, flesh-bound Volume 6: "Midichlorians, Part 3: Who has the higher Count, Dooku or Chocula?"

smallprintstartingtomakemybrainhurt.DarthChoculaiscopyrightandTM ImperialMills,andusedwithoutpermission.Bowdownbeforeme!

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

warning breech of copyright laws

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

WTF?? I OWN the copyright!!!!

I tire of your prattlings in the face of my burgeoning publishing empire. I believe I will stop soliciting future volumes until a larger customer base is online.

Besides,veryfewpeoplearereadingthesepostsandIamspendingentirelytoomuchtimeinavainlyfutileattempttobehumorous.Bah.

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

TFpublishing will publish your books

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

TurdFu***ers publishing?

I think not!!

Many Bothans died churning out my first 7 Volumes, and their Ewok successors are hard at work on Volume 8; "Midichlorians, Part 4: To Shmi, Or Not To Shmi"

WhileDarthPlagueisguidetoimmortalitydoesnotopenlysupportslavelaborand/orthedeathsofBothans,wedocondonetorturingandoverworkinEwoksandGungans.Hey,usevilSithlordsgottamakealivingwhilemakingakilling!

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

haha i like trhat small print

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

😄

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

your quite good at that

queeq Chaos

Ewok successors? Now THAT worries me. 😉

When does the Volume come out about the Sith Guide to Decorating Caves in Swampy areas?

Grand Moff Gav, Senior Member

he closed down