Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by Grand Mage Gav2,851 pages
Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

warning illegal laguage usage

jango fat Senior Member

Plageuis ur being warned for da first time by da KMC empire led by GAV

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Originally posted by jango fat
Da empire's program's much better
Treachorous dog!!!

Did I mention that your $79.95 is non-refundable???

Oh, and I keep your soul too.

subscriptionsrenewedannualyat$1995.00withnoadditionalsoulrequirements(wealreadyhaveyours).Wemaycancel(yourlife)atanytimeandwithoutnotice.Now,begoodlittlesithlingsanddoasisay.Sendmemoney.Volume4tobereleasedshortly.

jango fat Senior Member

i didn't pay it

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Thats what you think!!!!!
You DON'T know the power of the darkside!!!

Oh, and a word of advice if you are on one of thse Death Barge things: There is a one-man fighter nearby, better get away quick.

ThetermDeathBargeisusedwithouttheconsentofGavsgayempire.

jango fat Senior Member

Run!!!!!!!!! Abandon stations!!!!!

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
Treachorous dog!!!

Did I mention that your .95 is non-refundable???

Oh, and I keep your soul too.

subscriptionsrenewedannualyat95.00withnoadditionalsoulrequirements(wealreadyhaveyours).Wemaycancel(yourlife)atanytimeandwithoutnotice.Now,begoodlittlesithlingsanddoasisay.Sendmemoney.Volume4tobereleasedshortly.

Non refundeble but i payed for 12 sets

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Originally posted by Grand Mage Gav
Non refundeble but i payed for 12 sets
YEEEEESSSSSSSSS, I can feel the cash swelling within my wallet!!

No refunds, but Volume 4 "Zabraks and Old Dudes: A Guide To Choosing Better Apprentices" is on its way to you!!

DarthPlagueisguidetoimmortalityisatooldesignedtosapyourwillandfillmycoffers.geterdone.

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

but im useing pounds so i only pay half as much

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Pounds of flesh????
I LIKE it!!!!!

DarthPlagueisguidetoimmortalitygladlyacceptsthefollowingformsofpayment:Cash,RepublicCreditCards,PoundsofFlesh,andsouls.Allfutures...er,sales,arefinal.

jango fat Senior Member

It's human flesh, mate

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

i think you should join the senate its all action

jango fat Senior Member

Yes, Plagueis join the senate. As i did. Well i joined the KMC army, but i think da senate must be bcool too

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Human, Gungan, Neimodian....it all tastes like chicken when properly prepared.

And I like chicken.

Especially evil chicken........

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Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

no-one wants your books

queeq Chaos
Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
Who?

No...Darth Plagueis THE WISE!

😛

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Originally posted by Grand Mage Gav
i think you should join the senate its all action
Yeah, I joined with a senator once. And there WAS action!!
Heh, and that whiny Jedi thought those kids were his.

huh?wtf?getbackwiththeprogramofsellingmyprogram!Ordie!

Grand Mage Gav Senior Member

we coverd that earlier queeq

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Originally posted by Grand Mage Gav
no-one wants your books
🙁

queeq Chaos
Originally posted by Grand Mage Gav
we coverd that earlier queeq

When? 😛