Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by Grand Moff Gav,2,851 pages

mm perhaps i should by your books

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

DartPlagueisGuideToImmortalityistheonlyescapefromyourmundanereality.

nah those books aint for me

Indecision leads to the Dark Side.

andthedarksideiswherethehomeofficesofDarthPlagueisGuideToImmortality(TM)arelocated.Joinnowandliveforever...oratleastuntilsomeingrateapprenticestabsyouinyoursleep.

Moving boxes hurts the back....

Originally posted by ZoSo
Moving boxes hurts the back....
Learn the Sith secrets and your pain will vanish! Move boxes with your mind, not your back!

DarthPlaguesGuideToImmortalityaintbigonphysicallaborunlessbeingperformedbylesserspeciessuchasEwoksorGungans.Painhurts.Dontdopain,m'kay?

you like this too much

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
Indecision leads to the Dark Side.

And the Dark Side leads to buying useless books.

DP is truly a great apprentice. He, like me, just thinks about money. 😎

please go ond sort out the OT forum plz damien is ruining it

Originally posted by queeq
And the Dark Side leads to buying useless books.

DP is truly a great apprentice. He, like me, just thinks about money. 😎

Money and alcohol, my master, money and alcohol.

oh,andsex,letsnotforgetsex!DarthPlagueisGuideToImmortalityaknowledgesthatahealthycombinationofmoneyandalcoholoftenleadtosex.Youhavebeenwarned.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav,
please go ond sort out the OT forum plz damien is ruining it

Report the threads/posts and he will get to it, or someone else will.

*Quietly sips pint of Interstella*

*looks for a fast way to make money*

Another Sith on the horizon...

*Points Gav to the counterfeitting room out back* 😏

Originally posted by queeq
Another Sith on the horizon...

I was nemodian

Was.... lucky for you. ;-)

Originally posted by queeq
Was.... lucky for you. ;-)

i regenerated 😉

Ok kids just a short note

THE PRIESTESS RETURNS AUGUST 1ST!!!

so run for your lives people!!! 😂

😱