Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by Grand Moff Gav,2,851 pages
Grand Moff Gav, Senior Member

mm perhaps i should by your books

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

DartPlagueisGuideToImmortalityistheonlyescapefromyourmundanereality.

Grand Moff Gav, Senior Member

nah those books aint for me

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Indecision leads to the Dark Side.

andthedarksideiswherethehomeofficesofDarthPlagueisGuideToImmortality(TM)arelocated.Joinnowandliveforever...oratleastuntilsomeingrateapprenticestabsyouinyoursleep.

ZoSo (Melcórë)

Moving boxes hurts the back....

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Originally posted by ZoSo
Moving boxes hurts the back....
Learn the Sith secrets and your pain will vanish! Move boxes with your mind, not your back!

DarthPlaguesGuideToImmortalityaintbigonphysicallaborunlessbeingperformedbylesserspeciessuchasEwoksorGungans.Painhurts.Dontdopain,m'kay?

Grand Moff Gav, Senior Member

you like this too much

queeq Chaos

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
Indecision leads to the Dark Side.

And the Dark Side leads to buying useless books.

DP is truly a great apprentice. He, like me, just thinks about money. 😎

Grand Moff Gav, Senior Member

please go ond sort out the OT forum plz damien is ruining it

Darth Plagueis The Wise-Ass Sith Lord

Originally posted by queeq
And the Dark Side leads to buying useless books.

DP is truly a great apprentice. He, like me, just thinks about money. 😎

Money and alcohol, my master, money and alcohol.

oh,andsex,letsnotforgetsex!DarthPlagueisGuideToImmortalityaknowledgesthatahealthycombinationofmoneyandalcoholoftenleadtosex.Youhavebeenwarned.

Ken Kenobi Senior Member
Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav,
please go ond sort out the OT forum plz damien is ruining it

Report the threads/posts and he will get to it, or someone else will.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

*Quietly sips pint of Interstella*

Grand Moff Gav, Senior Member

*looks for a fast way to make money*

queeq Chaos

Another Sith on the horizon...

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

*Points Gav to the counterfeitting room out back* 😏

Grand Moff Gav, Senior Member

Originally posted by queeq
Another Sith on the horizon...

I was nemodian

queeq Chaos

Was.... lucky for you. ;-)

Grand Moff Gav, Senior Member
Originally posted by queeq
Was.... lucky for you. ;-)

i regenerated 😉

Jedi Priestess yeah baby

Ok kids just a short note

THE PRIESTESS RETURNS AUGUST 1ST!!!

so run for your lives people!!! 😂

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