Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by Darth Plagueis2,851 pages

Originally posted by queeq
Ewok successors? Now THAT worries me. 😉

When does the Volume come out about the Sith Guide to Decorating Caves in Swampy areas?

Patience my young bartender! There are 32 more volumes to go!!!

Besides, a good Sith doesn't decorate caves in swampy areas...he kicks some little green Jedi's ass and makes HIM do it.

DarthPlagueisguidetoimmortality"KickinYodasGreenAss"playsetsoldseperately,andintinypiecesuponwhichyoumaychoke.Beafraid.

another good bit of smallprint

*looks around again*

hello should i post in james bond

you can not avoid it, it is your destiny...

oh no Mr Bond

Okay, I'll bite......
queeg, one dry vodka martini, if you please...
oh.....and queeg,.......shaken....
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...............................................
not stirred.............

WhileDarthPlagueisGuideTo Immortalitydoesnotinanywaysupportalcoholuseorabuse,weraefairlycertainwewerequitedrunkwhenthiswaswritten.burp.

I expect you to die! ;-)

ohhhhhhhhhh

im going to keep posting till i get to the top

The top of what?

the posting list

Originally posted by queeq
I expect you to die! ;-)
Yikes!! With that sort of customer service, it's no wonder your loyal clientelle continues to dwindle!

😛

hows it hanging fellas 😎 thought i might drop by. Bartender! Bring me my Twi'Leks😛

hello im one of the patrons

Well, should you find yourself strapped down onto a surgical table surrounded by Queeq and several of his henchmen and a laser is drawing ever closer from between your legs etching its way to your nuts,
don't panic... Just put your name on the list for Tuesday's Soprano choir backed by the Twilek dancers and look forward to a secure career... 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well, should you find yourself strapped down onto a surgical table surrounded by Queeq and several of his henchmen and a laser is drawing ever closer from between your legs etching its way to your nuts,
don't panic... Just put your name on the list for Tuesday's Soprano choir backed by the Twilek dancers and look forward to a secure career... 😛

i like the emp frying the smilie

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav,
the posting list

"you can try"

i am

Maybe if you learn to live forever.

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