Favorite quotes that really make you think...

Originally posted by Spooony
"My dad has a shovel"

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"Get to work you nincompoop!!!!!!"

Originally posted by JLred
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"Get to work you nincompoop!!!!!!"

"My wish is my lunch"

"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson

Peter: "Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'"
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."

Originally posted by Spooony
"My wish is my lunch"

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"I'll help If i give you a quarter"

"Yeah, well one time, I used this as a pick-up line when I went to Montrèal, 'cause that's what my buddies told me it meant: Je per allez mon crayon?, which in English means: "May I sharpen my pencil?" - let's just say that a horny French-Canadian girl will try ANYTHING new. Trust me." 😛

OK this might be wrong....
Its from American Dad
*son,dad,and hillary duff are in house. Hillary is sitting with son steve and steves dad behind her*
* sister walks in*

sister-"Dad what is Hillary Duff doing in our house?"
dad-"Hillary is here of her own free will"*holds gun to her head*
steve-"Hillary pass the salt"
dad-"pass him the salt" *pokes her with gun*
*passes salt*
Sister-"Dad you just cant go abducting people because your CIA!"
*Hillary runs out of house*
dad-"Hillary look out for the mines!!!!!!!" *giant explosion is heard with a scream*
dad-"What did I say? What did I say?"
steve-"Look out for the mines"
dad-"I said look out for the mines"

PVS> "A perfectly sane pedophile...we have a new oxymoron."

pvs?

A member.

Meg: I think I'll just go upstairs and eat an entire box of peanuts!
*Silence*
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts!
*Runs upstairs*
Peter: Who was that guy?

DrumDude1167 has that on his sig. but its diferent

"Stewie from family guy: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total *****."

Peter Griffin- Y2K? What are you trying to sell me chicken or sex jelly?

I think this one is wrong...

Peter Griffin-OH MY GOD!! Silly rabbit trix are for kids...damn long-eared freak trying to take easter away from Jesus.....

Stewie Griffin- Hey!...........shut up....

Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

Peter: I drift in and out.

Gonzo: I dont wanna be alone!!!!!!!!
Rizzo: You're not alone.
Gonzo: Who Said That ?
Rizzo: Gee, I dont know, Maybe it's the little helpless mouse thats hanging outside the window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonzo: Rizzo Is That You?
Rizzo: No. It's Santa!

"Captured by crazed wild boars and about to be sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar"

"Are we lucky or what?"

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *koolaid man walks in** OH YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, Ed...
"My mum sez not to pick my belly button."
Not my favourite quote of his but you took the other ones... what else does he say?

Originally posted by Spooony
Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

Peter: I drift in and out.

Dud i saw that episode it was hilarious!!!😆

Originally posted by Punk TigerLOL, Ed...
"My mum sez not to pick my belly button."
Not my favourite quote of his but you took the other ones... what else does he say?

Umm lemme think.....

Pet the chicken! pet the chicken!! uhhh.. this stupid bird stole a quarter from me flew away with it...!!!!!!!