Favorite quotes that really make you think...

mine is long. but i dont care.

"Listen to me. Our fathers were our models for god. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about god? You have to consider the possibility that god does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst that can happen. We dont need him. F.uck damnation, f.uck redemption, man. We are god's unwanted children? With no special place or purpose? So be it!"
- Tyler Durden || Fight Club

Im not understanding the words that are coming out of your mouth.....

i don't get the "i got a stove" one.......?

He who would sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither.

"Dogs are colorblind, therefore, they cannot play twister"

MY OWN QUOTE

that is such an awesome quote...seriously

"I must get my little sister fudge, with lots of nuts." - Ed

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
i don't get the "i got a stove" one.......?

You havent seen that one??
Its when they find the map in Eddys brothers room.Theyre looking for a way to solve it and ed says "Lets figure it out at my house. I got a stove."

Originall posted by Punk Tiger
"I must get my little sister fudge, with lots of nuts." - Ed

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I saw a couple of episodes and wrote 'em down:

Ed: Service is my middle toe!
Ow my fingernails, ow my skin!

Ed: Oh my liver! Oh my lasagna!
Edd: Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ.
Ed: It isn't?

Ed: One plus one equals one on a bun.

I saw a couple of episodes and wrote 'em down:

Ed: Service is my middle toe!
Ow my fingernails, ow my skin!

Ed: Oh my liver! Oh my lasagna!
Edd: Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ.
Ed: It isn't?

Ed: One plus one equals one on a bun.

Funny 😆

"Sometimes it's appropriate to swear"-Peter Griffin.

-AC

lol

Did you get my package Mr. Anderson?? -Agent Smith

"You have a security number, pay your taxes and you....help your land lady carry out her garbage." LOL

ohhh.......
Position and pose starts by fanning your toes and placing your left foot right. -Ed

OK what are peoples fav quotes. Im a big fan of cool quotes, so if you've got any plz post!!

One of my favs is "Cold is like pain...it tells you you're alive"

Another - "Everytime i learn something, something old gets pushed out of my head. Like the time i drank alcohol and forgot how to drive"

Good quotes! and heres one i like "it depends on how your manners are,and how big your pocketbook is" and "she cant do that,shoot her or something!"

"ow i think you just pulled off my mole!"
"is it bleeding?"
"a little bit!"

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"Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else." 😉

"There are several things that cause monsters. The first is the glory of God."
- Ambroise Pare Animaux
Monstres et Prodiges

"Let my sword devour until it's thirst is quenched with blood and my enemies sleep forever."

"Names don' mean nuthin' t'me. Names don' makes us what we are inside. An' I know what's inside you chere... An' that's all that matters"
- Remy LeBeau
X-Men #24

Magneto: what do you plan to do with us creature and how long to you think I will let you live when I get free?

Apocalypse: hush child..even your feeble brain shall understand my plans in due time.

Apocalypse: you have traveled over 50 thousand years to stop me..when will you realize it can not be done?

Cable: I guess I'm a slow learner.

"I have not failed, I have just found 10,000 ways it won't work"- Thomas Edison (while trying to make the light bulb)

"while u live on ur knee's i'd rather die on my feet"- Mark Ashton (The Transplants)