This is how they would argue about who could beat who
Aquaman: You land dwellers cant beat me because i have telekinetic abilities and super strength
Batman: My new Suit blocks the Molecular Structure of the density of your powers by the gravitational pull from the moon at tide of the water that would beat you.
Aquaman: ...... Never mind peace
Superman: I could beat you at least in six different ways
Batman: I got Kryptonite
Superman: Darn it
Wolverine: Bub listen up i have been around bub and and and i know more bub OK bub do you got this bub, I could rip you to pieces with my claws grrrrrr,and I heal
Batman: I Have Special enhanced darts that has a greater velocity in your system so it would spread in different directions causing your healing powers to think that you are damaged and will eventually destroy you.
Wolverine: I don't know what you said but I don't like the way you said it grrrrrr.
Spiderman: I could beat you because im simply spiderman witch means i am stronger faster more agile ,got spider sense to warn me about danger, almost as smart as you, and my costume is was kooler batsy, it even comes in different colors.
Batman: I will shoot you with a baterang that explodes in different directions and in calculations that i did on spiders your spider sense would go crazy so you cant dodge them all, and when they hit you your spider powers would be gone do to the cure of radiation my bat computer figured out so you will be left helpless and i will beat the crap out of you.
Spiderman: Holy sh... Swings to the library to do research and find big words
Originally posted by Cosmic CubeThat's hilarious
Just speaking the truth. Superman isn't all that intellegent.
"Along with his other super-powers, Superman also possesses a super-intellect and other superhuman mental powers.
In Spring 1940 Clark Kent exhibits the ability to temporarily halt the beating of his heart. In several occasions in subsequent years, Superman employs this unique ability in order to enable him to feign death. Superman #21 alludes to Superman's having temporarily halted the beating of his heart and put himself into a state of suspended animation, and World's Finest Comics #54 cites Superman's ability to control his heart action in order to simulate the signs of death. Control of one's heartbeat would seem to involve mental control of one's physical functions, but in his only clear description of this feat, Superman describes it as one of "super-muscular control." "To make you think I had 'died,'" he remarks to a group of captured criminals in January 1958, "I used super-muscular control to stop my heart from beating - just as I'm doing now to make it beat faster and louder, listen!"
In Summer 1940, Superman is described as possessing a photographic memory.
In January 1941 Superman cures Lois Lane of her amnesia by means of hypnosis and a month later, as Clark Kent, he hypnotizes her into forgetting the super-feats he is about to perform so that he can rescue her from a burning cabin in his role as Clark Kent without betraying his dual identity.
In January 1942, Superman is able to converse fluently with a mermaid despite the fact that her tongue is completely foreign to him because his advanced intellect instantly comprehends her strange language. (Superman #14)
In July 1943, Superman is described as having a "super-brain," but later texts refer to Superman as having a "super-intellect."
In January 1945, Superman visits the public library and reads through a mountain of books and articles about himself in only five minutes, and in November 1945, he is described as reading a 500-page book in ten seconds flat.
In September 1947, Superman is described as having a super-instinct that alerts him to the fact that someone is watching him.
In July 1948, Superman demonstrates the ability to solve complex mathematical equations with the speed and accuracy of a giant computing machine.
In July 1950, Superman's super-intellect enables him to solve, in seconds, a complicated mathematical problem that the Metropolis Science Foundation's mighty electronic brain takes ten minutes to solve.
In July 1951, Clark Kent memorizes a 400-page book in a matter of seconds, and in September of the same year, Superman comments that, for the sake of convenience, he has memorized the entire Metropolis phone book.
In November 1953, Superman is described as having a "super-memory."
In March 1954, Superman's super-intelligence enables him to solve a complex equation that involves dealing with mathematical ideas unknown to ordinary men.
In March 1955, Superman memorizes all the existing books on eye surgery preparatory to performing a complicated eye operation.
In April 1955, Superman is described as having used his photographic memory to memorize all the files of the Daily Planet.
In May 1956, Superman is described as being able to recall every action of his life with his "super-human memory." Subsequent texts refer to Superman's "power of total memory" or "total-recall memory," noting that it enables the Man of Steel to remember everything he ever said or did.
In January 1958, Superman is able to match up a suspect's fingerprints with those on file in Washington, D.C., as the result of having used his super-memory to memorize the entire fingerprint file of the F.B.I.
In June 1958, while relaxing at his Fortress of Solitude, Superman defeats a great robot he has built in a game of super-chess, despite the fact that the robot - which possesses a super-electronic brain - can think and play with the speed of lightning and plans a million moves at once.
In November 1960 Superman is described as having mastered Kryptonese, the language of Krypton, through his memory's power of total recall.
A text dated August 1963 notes that Superman possesses the super-intellect of a score of the world's most brilliant minds put together. "
Taken from http://theages.superman.ws/Encyclopaedia/powers.php
Superman stupid? Do you know any other superheroes who has shown that much intellect? Can Batman do all that? The answer is hell no.
Originally posted by The Flash
That's hilarious"Along with his other super-powers, Superman also possesses a super-intellect and other superhuman mental powers.
In Spring 1940 Clark Kent exhibits the ability to temporarily halt the beating of his heart. In several occasions in subsequent years, Superman employs this unique ability in order to enable him to feign death. Superman #21 alludes to Superman's having temporarily halted the beating of his heart and put himself into a state of suspended animation, and World's Finest Comics #54 cites Superman's ability to control his heart action in order to simulate the signs of death. Control of one's heartbeat would seem to involve mental control of one's physical functions, but in his only clear description of this feat, Superman describes it as one of "super-muscular control." "To make you think I had 'died,'" he remarks to a group of captured criminals in January 1958, "I used super-muscular control to stop my heart from beating - just as I'm doing now to make it beat faster and louder, listen!"In Summer 1940, Superman is described as possessing a photographic memory.
In January 1941 Superman cures Lois Lane of her amnesia by means of hypnosis and a month later, as Clark Kent, he hypnotizes her into forgetting the super-feats he is about to perform so that he can rescue her from a burning cabin in his role as Clark Kent without betraying his dual identity.
In January 1942, Superman is able to converse fluently with a mermaid despite the fact that her tongue is completely foreign to him because his advanced intellect instantly comprehends her strange language. (Superman #14)
In July 1943, Superman is described as having a "super-brain," but later texts refer to Superman as having a "super-intellect."
In January 1945, Superman visits the public library and reads through a mountain of books and articles about himself in only five minutes, and in November 1945, he is described as reading a 500-page book in ten seconds flat.
In September 1947, Superman is described as having a super-instinct that alerts him to the fact that someone is watching him.
In July 1948, Superman demonstrates the ability to solve complex mathematical equations with the speed and accuracy of a giant computing machine.
In July 1950, Superman's super-intellect enables him to solve, in seconds, a complicated mathematical problem that the Metropolis Science Foundation's mighty electronic brain takes ten minutes to solve.
In July 1951, Clark Kent memorizes a 400-page book in a matter of seconds, and in September of the same year, Superman comments that, for the sake of convenience, he has memorized the entire Metropolis phone book.
In November 1953, Superman is described as having a "super-memory."
In March 1954, Superman's super-intelligence enables him to solve a complex equation that involves dealing with mathematical ideas unknown to ordinary men.
In March 1955, Superman memorizes all the existing books on eye surgery preparatory to performing a complicated eye operation.
In April 1955, Superman is described as having used his photographic memory to memorize all the files of the Daily Planet.
In May 1956, Superman is described as being able to recall every action of his life with his "super-human memory." Subsequent texts refer to Superman's "power of total memory" or "total-recall memory," noting that it enables the Man of Steel to remember everything he ever said or did.
In January 1958, Superman is able to match up a suspect's fingerprints with those on file in Washington, D.C., as the result of having used his super-memory to memorize the entire fingerprint file of the F.B.I.
In June 1958, while relaxing at his Fortress of Solitude, Superman defeats a great robot he has built in a game of super-chess, despite the fact that the robot - which possesses a super-electronic brain - can think and play with the speed of lightning and plans a million moves at once.
In November 1960 Superman is described as having mastered Kryptonese, the language of Krypton, through his memory's power of total recall.
A text dated August 1963 notes that Superman possesses the super-intellect of a score of the world's most brilliant minds put together. "
Taken from http://theages.superman.ws/Encyclopaedia/powers.php
Superman stupid? Do you know any other superheroes who has shown that much intellect? Can Batman do all that? The answer is hell no.
Flash I'm a big Superman fan but this is Post-Crisis Supes. He is a genius but he can't do all that stuff anymore.
Originally posted by Rurounikeitaro
Spiderman would probably win in the verbal fight, but him talking trash to people like Wolverine and Aquaman would increase Spiderman's chance of getting his ass kicked.
Originally posted by Max Spidey 24
This is how they would argue about who could beat whoAquaman: You land dwellers cant beat me because i have telekinetic abilities and super strength
Batman: My new Suit blocks the Molecular Structure of the density of your powers by the gravitational pull from the moon at tide of the water that would beat you.
Aquaman: ...... Never mind peace
Superman: I could beat you at least in six different ways
Batman: I got Kryptonite
Superman: Darn it
Wolverine: Bub listen up i have been around bub and and and i know more bub OK bub do you got this bub, I could rip you to pieces with my claws grrrrrr,and I heal
Batman: I Have Special enhanced darts that has a greater velocity in your system so it would spread in different directions causing your healing powers to think that you are damaged and will eventually destroy you.
Wolverine: I don't know what you said but I don't like the way you said it grrrrrr.
Spiderman: I could beat you because im simply spiderman witch means i am stronger faster more agile ,got spider sense to warn me about danger, almost as smart as you, and my costume is was kooler batsy, it even comes in different colors.
Batman: I will shoot you with a baterang that explodes in different directions and in calculations that i did on spiders your spider sense would go crazy so you cant dodge them all, and when they hit you your spider powers would be gone do to the cure of radiation my bat computer figured out so you will be left helpless and i will beat the crap out of you.
Spiderman: Holy sh... Swings to the library to do research and find big words
After this happens then a fight starts because bats shut them all up . But Bats still win by applying on what he said to acualy doing it
Deadpool's the only guy I can think of that could actually have a chance of riling Bat's up. Bat's takes this hands down, he spends his time out thinking super genius lunatics, winning a verbal battle against these chumps would be a cake walk.
Since it's a verbal battle I'd assume anyone who is driven to emotion loses. Here's how i see it going.
Spidey: cute ears baty boy.
Bats: Nice job saving Gwen Stacy, how's her father by the way?
Superman: Your dark soul will consume you one day.
Bats: Is that Lois falling from a building?
Wolvie: Your going down bub, I'm the best at what I do.
Bats: And I see that your not talking about annunciating.
Aquaman: Your a little man
Bats: Your water's a little polluted, I thought you said you cared for your people.
what exactly does wolverine do? who the hell wrote that line?
batman would win this....i cant say i love the guy but...he cuts people down with words better than anyone.
deadpool would have been nice ....tho he'd die for sure...just as soon as he broke out batmans parents skulls and used them as puppets.