Originally posted by MERCILOUSbooohooohoo, bats bats bats,
This is a contest, Will power goes to Bats, cunning goes to Bats, and unorthodox thinking goes to Bats. Bats takes it.
wit goes to bats, willpower goes to bats, my phone number goes to bats.
Get a restraining order for batman, oh I'm sure he won't mind. 😉
Originally posted by brainchild81I'm saving this...
The quality won't matter. The fact that the wisecracks are non-stop will eventually piss everybody off. This could only happen if they've got knowledge of each other's personal lives. In that case, it'd probably go like this.
Spidey: cute ears baty boy.Bats: Nice job saving Gwen Stacy, how's her father by the way?
Spidey: Probably walking with his daughter in heaven. I wonder when's the last time Gordon went for a walk with his daughter? Probably sometime before she got paralyzed by that clown you can't seem to get rid of.
Bats: How's your daughter then? That's one kid who don't gotta worry about getting old.
Spidey: And I'm one guy who doesn't have to worry about some rich guy molesting his kid and turning them into a murderous psycho by forcing them to run around the city wearing green panties. Waitaminute. Just remembered, she was a girl. Wouldn't have to worry about you touching her!
Batman: F**k you nerd boy!
Spidey: Woah! Do you kiss Tim with that mouth?
Superman: You can barely pay the rent.
Spidey: You are afraid of a rock. Somebody pulls out that little glowing rock and you make tinkle in your pants. And you get beat up by Batmolester, the guy with no powers.
Wolvie: Your going down bub, I'm the best at what I do.
Spidey: Getting shot down by redheads?
Aquaman: Your a little man
Spidey: And you’re AQUAMAN. Mister “I get new powers every week and I still suck”!
Spidey wins.
Batman: Hey, give my regards to Uncle Ben, yes the uncle you didn't save cause you were too much into becoming a low level Rey Mysterio
Spider-Man: Sayed from someone that force a teen to wear panties and goes on criminals, it's a compliment
Batman: ****ing nerd that can barely live with the money he earns
Spider-Man: I earn few money but my wife is smokin hot, a model you wish you could have in the bed, Oh I forgot you prefer childs, are you a friend of Michael Jackson?
Batman: I....uhhhh....You got beat from a guy that shoots glue
Spider-Man: "singing Thriller" you got beat from a guy on steroids
Aquaman: Shut up, humans!The King Of Atlantins is here, and his words are like law
Superman: Come on Arthur, your comics can't even surpass the 5 copies selling even with the upgrades you've got, and look at your costume, what is supposed to be?
A mix between Captain Hook and a sado gay biker?
Wolverine: Said from somone that grow up with ridicule shirts cleaning off cow s.h.i.t.
Superman: Isn't time to get the adamantium off from Magneto?
Want me to buy you a shaver?Come on have you ever cut your hair?You didn't change hairstyle from over 10 years man, how many soil can be in your hairs'
Spider-Man: Hey Supes boy, is Lois faithful to you?
Superman: Certainly she is.
Spider-Man: Sure?Go ask Steel why he told me that a certain femal journalist goes nuts when she's with a black man
Superman: You ****ing wall crawler
Spider-Man: Get over it farm boy, peace and love, I offer you a drink.
Kiwi Milk Shake
Superman: Thanks, ghuuu....aaahhhgghhh...kryptonite
Spider-Man: And milk, it's nice isn't it?
Batman: Smile wall crawler, now I'm back after prep time and you're doomed, my anti-spider spray will
Spidey moves a web he shooted and the roof and the roof collapse on Bat.
Spider-Man: Who's left?
Aquaman: ME!KING OF SEA WILL NOT FALL AT YOU!PREPARE TO
Spidey throws oil to fry on Aquaman then burns up him.
Mary Jane: Hey honey, are you cooking?
Spider-Man: yes, do you like friend fish?
Originally posted by K3VIL😆 Kiwi Milk shake 😆
Batman: Hey, give my regards to Uncle Ben, yes the uncle you didn't save cause you were too much into becoming a low level Rey MysterioSpider-Man: Sayed from someone that force a teen to wear panties and goes on criminals, it's a compliment
Batman: ****ing nerd that can barely live with the money he earns
Spider-Man: I earn few money but my wife is smokin hot, a model you wish you could have in the bed, Oh I forgot you prefer childs, are you a friend of Michael Jackson?
Batman: I....uhhhh....You got beat from a guy that shoots glue
Spider-Man: "singing Thriller" you got beat from a guy on steroids
Aquaman: Shut up, humans!The King Of Atlantins is here, and his words are like law
Superman: Come on Arthur, your comics can't even surpass the 5 copies selling even with the upgrades you've got, and look at your costume, what is supposed to be?
A mix between Captain Hook and a sado gay biker?Wolverine: Said from somone that grow up with ridicule shirts cleaning off cow s.h.i.t.
Superman: Isn't time to get the adamantium off from Magneto?
Want me to buy you a shaver?Come on have you ever cut your hair?You didn't change hairstyle from over 10 years man, how many soil can be in your hairs'Spider-Man: Hey Supes boy, is Lois faithful to you?
Superman: Certainly she is.
Spider-Man: Sure?Go ask Steel why he told me that a certain femal journalist goes nuts when she's with a black man
Superman: You ****ing wall crawler
Spider-Man: Get over it farm boy, peace and love, I offer you a drink.
Kiwi Milk ShakeSuperman: Thanks, ghuuu....aaahhhgghhh...kryptonite
Spider-Man: And milk, it's nice isn't it?
Batman: Smile wall crawler, now I'm back after prep time and you're doomed, my anti-spider spray will
Spidey moves a web he shooted and the roof and the roof collapse on Bat.
Spider-Man: Who's left?
Aquaman: ME!KING OF SEA WILL NOT FALL AT YOU!PREPARE TO
Spidey throws oil to fry on Aquaman then burns up him.
Mary Jane: Hey honey, are you cooking?
Spider-Man: yes, do you like friend fish?
Wolverine: The fish guy goes down fast, but I'm the best at what I do bub, prepare bub cause I'm gonna
Spider-Man: Eat your spinach and goes stronger?
Wolverine: Eat what?I haven't studied physics talk common bub!
SNIKT!
Spider-Man: It means, can you touch yourself?
Wolverine: I don't need it.
Spider-Man: Oh yeah, I forgot you're hooked up with Jean Grey, oh no that's the optic blast guy
Wolverine: Last mistake ****in bub!
Spider-Man: Wait Logan, if you touch yourself I'm gonna let you take my wife for a night, she's redhead after all and better then JG I can tell you
Wolverine: Mmm...."thinks dirty things"...Ok bub!
Unlucky for Logan he touched his lower parts without pulling into his forehands the claws of his right hand, and
CHOP!
Wolverine: ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....YOU MOTHER****ER!
Wolverine is lying on the floor and Spidey is laughing.
Spider-Man: What's up?Your little friend leaved you?
Hey man it looks like your head, full of hairs and so.
My god, what goes on in your mind...
Flash should have been in this for obvious reasons.
"fastest man alive"
Anyways:
Wolverine: I'm the best at what I do.
Spiderman: But you are uncircumsized unlike the rest of us...
Wolverine: Bub, thats a lie, a big fat lie and you know it!
Spiderman: If you have that healing factor, ANY damge grows back, and since some people think you regenerate, then I KNOW its true.
Wolverine: Well, at least I ain't no chicken yank-
Spiderman: Yea, and at least I don't have to cut off my foreskin before each date, in the hopes that it will stay off. Do you still do that?
Wolverine: Why I otta-
Spiderman: I know it must suck, seeing it grow back before your eyes, right when you're trying to get lucky, no wonder you didn't get jean.
Superman: Thats uncalled for.
Spiderman: Yea, well we all know your weakness.
Superman and wolverine: its not true!
Batman: too late, I have it in my profile, the JLA and the avengers made you their laughing stock.
zing!
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
My god, what goes on in your mind...Flash should have been in this for obvious reasons.
"fastest man alive"
Anyways:
Wolverine: I'm the best at what I do.
Spiderman: But you are uncircumsized unlike the rest of us...
Wolverine: Bub, thats a lie, a big fat lie and you know it!
Spiderman: If you have that healing factor, ANY damge grows back, and since some people think you regenerate, then I KNOW its true.
Wolverine: Well, at least I ain't no chicken yank-
Spiderman: Yea, and at least I don't have to cut off my foreskin before each date, in the hopes that it will stay off. Do you still do that?
Wolverine: Why I otta-
Spiderman: I know it must suck, seeing it grow back before your eyes, right when you're trying to get lucky, no wonder you didn't get jean.
Superman: Thats uncalled for.
Spiderman: Yea, well we all know your weakness.
Superman and wolverine: its not true!
Batman: too late, I have it in my profile, the JLA and the avengers made you their laughing stock.
zing!
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