Originally posted by MERCILOUS
Deadpool's the only guy I can think of that could actually have a chance of riling Bat's up. Bat's takes this hands down, he spends his time out thinking super genius lunatics, winning a verbal battle against these chumps would be a cake walk.Since it's a verbal battle I'd assume anyone who is driven to emotion loses. Here's how i see it going.
Spidey: cute ears baty boy.
Bats: Nice job saving Gwen Stacy, how's her father by the way?
Superman: Your dark soul will consume you one day.
Bats: Is that Lois falling from a building?
Wolvie: Your going down bub, I'm the best at what I do.
Bats: And I see that your not talking about annunciating.
Aquaman: Your a little man
Bats: Your water's a little polluted, I thought you said you cared for your people.
Originally posted by pr1983
thx 😄and seriously... what guy's gonna have the balls to say shit to superman?
well wolvie, about 0.9 seconds before supes rips him in half...
Originally posted by MERCILOUSThe quality won't matter. The fact that the wisecracks are non-stop will eventually piss everybody off.
Spidey's wisecracks are like that of punk teenager. How would that affect any of these guys? It's really beneath all of them.Quality, not Quantity!
Originally posted by MERCILOUSThis could only happen if they've got knowledge of each other's personal lives. In that case, it'd probably go like this.
Deadpool's the only guy I can think of that could actually have a chance of riling Bat's up. Bat's takes this hands down, he spends his time out thinking super genius lunatics, winning a verbal battle against these chumps would be a cake walk.Since it's a verbal battle I'd assume anyone who is driven to emotion loses. Here's how i see it going.
Spidey: cute ears baty boy.
Bats: Nice job saving Gwen Stacy, how's her father by the way?
Superman: Your dark soul will consume you one day.
Bats: Is that Lois falling from a building?
Wolvie: Your going down bub, I'm the best at what I do.
Bats: And I see that your not talking about annunciating.
Aquaman: Your a little man
Bats: Your water's a little polluted, I thought you said you cared for your people.
Bats: Nice job saving Gwen Stacy, how's her father by the way?
Spidey: Probably walking with his daughter in heaven. I wonder when's the last time Gordon went for a walk with his daughter? Probably sometime before she got paralyzed by that clown you can't seem to get rid of.
Bats: How's your daughter then? That's one kid who don't gotta worry about getting old.
Spidey: And I'm one guy who doesn't have to worry about some rich guy molesting his kid and turning them into a murderous psycho by forcing them to run around the city wearing green panties. Waitaminute. Just remembered, she was a girl. Wouldn't have to worry about you touching her!
Batman: F**k you nerd boy!
Spidey: Woah! Do you kiss Tim with that mouth?
Superman: You can barely pay the rent.
Spidey: You are afraid of a rock. Somebody pulls out that little glowing rock and you make tinkle in your pants. And you get beat up by Batmolester, the guy with no powers.
Wolvie: Your going down bub, I'm the best at what I do.
Spidey: Getting shot down by redheads?
Aquaman: Your a little man
Spidey: And you’re AQUAMAN. Mister “I get new powers every week and I still suck”!
Spidey wins.
Originally posted by brainchild81
The quality won't matter. The fact that the wisecracks are non-stop will eventually piss everybody off. This could only happen if they've got knowledge of each other's personal lives. In that case, it'd probably go like this.
Spidey: cute ears baty boy.Bats: Nice job saving Gwen Stacy, how's her father by the way?
Spidey: Probably walking with his daughter in heaven. I wonder when's the last time Gordon went for a walk with his daughter? Probably sometime before she got paralyzed by that clown you can't seem to get rid of.
Bats: How's your daughter then? That's one kid who don't gotta worry about getting old.
Spidey: And I'm one guy who doesn't have to worry about some rich guy molesting his kid and turning them into a murderous psycho by forcing them to run around the city wearing green panties. Waitaminute. Just remembered, she was a girl. Wouldn't have to worry about you touching her!
Batman: F**k you nerd boy!
Spidey: Woah! Do you kiss Tim with that mouth?
Superman: You can barely pay the rent.
Spidey: You are afraid of a rock. Somebody pulls out that little glowing rock and you make tinkle in your pants. And you get beat up by Batmolester, the guy with no powers.
Wolvie: Your going down bub, I'm the best at what I do.
Spidey: Getting shot down by redheads?
Aquaman: Your a little man
Spidey: And you’re AQUAMAN. Mister “I get new powers every week and I still suck”!
Spidey wins.
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