Superman Prime vs Hulk...armwrestle

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hoorayforpeepee Senior Member

Superman Prime vs Hulk...armwrestle

while hulk is being kicked in the balls by his great love...while she's making out with abomination. and hulk can only kill those guys if he buts supes prime in an arm wrestling contest.

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

You'd have to give Hulk something to feed off of emotionally or Superman will win with his naturally unbelievably high strength.

spetznaz Senior Fanboy Killer

The Hulk would need several years to work up enough anger to cause Prime to even start straining a bit. Superman Prime is the strongest superman ever, making the planet juggler Pre-Crisis look like a chump. The Hulk has never had his upper strength limit quantified, but he needs time to work himself up to it. He usually starts (the stronger Green versions) at 100 ton strength.
Normal Superman would win the Hulk in an arm-wrestling match (again due to the fact that Supes has a higher base strength level, and although the Hulk might get stronger than normal Superman it takes some time and rage. An arm wrestling match doesn't have enough time to allow the Hulk to get to full speed).
Against Superman Prime the Hulk could be given enough prep time to make Batman envious, and he'd still lose (unless the prep time was inside a gamma generator for a couple thousand years, with something seriously annoying him like heck and causing his anger to seethe to unknown levels. Then he may be able to make Prime take note).
But having Prime sit down, and the Hulk sit opposite him,and they start to arm wrestle. .......Well, this would be one time the Hulk's healing factor would be a good thing - because he would have to regrow an entire arm (and shoulder).
Superman Prime by such a huge margin that the Hulk will have to revert back to Banner so as to get psychiatric assitance to soothe his injured pride. Some chiropractic consultation would also be necessary.
Prime wins - with ridiculous ease!

DarkCrawler KABOOOOM!!
Originally posted by spetznaz
with something seriously annoying him like heck and causing his anger to seethe to unknown levels.

Yeah, they could show him Hostess (fruit pie, with oh so golden and delicious stuffing) articles for an couple thousand years. Prime would be crushed.

http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess.htm

Tron Shinigami Rep.

"HOLY F*CK YOU, BATMAN!!"😂

Now that's the ill sh*t, lol.

OMEGA_05 Omega Member

LOL ^

IRTMU-Dragon The Mask

Hulk would take this easily...

If one punch from prime didnt kill him before he even has time to realize he needs to get angry, or is even facing him.

spetznaz Senior Fanboy Killer

Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
Hulk would take this easily...

If one punch from prime didnt kill him before he even has time to realize he needs to get angry, or is even facing him.


You must be kidding. NORMAL Superman would win against the Hulk in an ARM-WRESTLING match. Not a fight - and arm wrestling match. Professional arm wrestling matches last less than a second because both people exert all their force in one surge. For non-competitive arm wrestling it lasts less than a minute.
Normal Superman has a higher strength level than normal Hulk (the strongest Green Hulk starts at 100 ton strength). Normal Superman starts at far hgiher than 100 ton strength. Now, given enough time the Hulk can get stronger than normal Supes since the angrier the Hulk gets the stronger he is. But an arm wrestling match is not enough time for the Hulk to get strong enough to beat NORMAL Superman.
Now, when it comes to Superman PRIME, the strongest version of Supes ever, the Hulk would lose even if he had years of anger buildup. The Hulk would fry his brain before he got angry enough to match Superman Prime's strength.
The Hulk is outmatched here. Easily outmatched. Ridiculously outmatched.
Unless, as i stated before, the Hulk gets inside a Gamma generator for a couple thousand years with something that makes him mad as heck. Then he'd stand a chance against Superman Prime.
But you'd hae to be a Hulk fanboy to think he'd stand a chance against Prime - someone who makes Pre-Crisis Superman look weak! Comeon, i like the Hulk but he is useless in EVERY SINGLE WAY against Prime.
Prime probably wouldn't know the difference betweena gnat and the Hulk. They would both be minor irritants.

Victor Von Doom Latverian Diplomat
Originally posted by spetznaz
The Hulk would need several years to work up enough anger to cause Prime to even start straining a bit.

People need to stop imagining the strength increase as a linear anger increase, over a period of time.

Secondly, if you are going to reference professional arm wrestling matches lasting less than a second, you'll note also that it's not about who is the stronger. Technique is the main factor.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Hulk's "calm" strength is above 100 tons, we don't know how much it is.

The strength increase is not a linear equation. His strength increase is not proportionate to his anger increase. All Hulk needed was a few insults to allow him to support 150 billion tons. Superman Prime may be initially stronger than Hulk, but all Hulk would need is a source of emotional distress before he outclasses Superman Prime's strength by a billion.

In any contest of pure strength, Hulk wins.

spetznaz Senior Fanboy Killer

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Hulk's "calm" strength is above 100 tons, we don't know how much it is.

The strength increase is not a linear equation. His strength increase is not proportionate to his anger increase. All Hulk needed was a few insults to allow him to support 150 billion tons. Superman Prime may be initially stronger than Hulk, but all Hulk would need is a source of emotional distress before he outclasses Superman Prime's strength by a billion.

In any contest of pure strength, Hulk wins.


Against Superman Prime the Hulk is simply outclassed in every single way. Against normal Superman it would be an interesting match, but against Prime it would be a mismatch. Remember Prime was used as a source of strength by the future Supermen (the descendants of Kal-El) who were they themselves far stronger than the current Superman (the future supermen were far stronger in every single way, plus had additional abilities due to the inter-marriage with the 5th dimension). Yet they were still siphoning strength off Prime while he slept in the heart of the sun. He literally became their god.
Prime is beyond the current Superman in every single way, and the Hulk simply wouldn't be able to keep up. Even in the strength department.
Now, if the Hulk truly doesn't have an upper limit he might get to Prime's level of strength. But it would take centuries at the very least even taking a non-linear strength gain, you have to take into consideration the fact that Superman Prime gained his current strength after millenia of wandering the cosmos, and a couple millenia of sleeping in the heart of a sun. The guy is uber-charged with solar energy. If the Hulk has always had a challenge fighting against the current, normal Superman, how is he supposed to match one that has spent millenia gaining strength? It is just not possible.
Again, the Hulk would literally be like a gnat against Prime.

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

Remember, this is armwrestling.

Superman isn't punching Hulk in the rocks with one hand and making out with Betty, that I did not revive so don't pin that one on me, with the other for an hour beforehand so Hulk can get powered up.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

If I am correct, this is a contest of pure strength. His other powers have no effect. If the Abomination is raping Betty, (lol,) and Hulk is seeing it, he would slam (Prime) Superman's arm through the table. Any feat of strength Supeerman could do, Hulk has, or will surpass it (with the proper motivaton).

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

I missed the abomination rape thing. Still, Prime's strength is at such a level that it'd take more than just the sight of petty rape and crotch kicking to give Hulk the power to slam his hand over. He'd need to really work up to beat Superman on this one.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Lol read the first post. Petty rape? That's his wife! Being raped by his mortal enemy no less!

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

Good grief, I'm the first to reply and you can tell I didn't read the first post. What a jerk.

Still, he'd need some time to get pretty furious before the whistle to match Prime's "been sittin in the sun for a million billion years" strength.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Sorry, I guess you did. I didn't think Betty would willingly make out with Abomination. But I guess it could happen. "Gamma Spawned Love Triangles," Issue #1. Now THAT'S something I'd buy.

It would take quite a bit of stress to match Superman Prime's strength, but I have no doubt Hulk could match or exceed it. If he's really pissed.

Maybe if the Hulk is wagering his soul on the match, or something like that. Maybe...

spetznaz Senior Fanboy Killer

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
If I am correct, this is a contest of pure strength. His other powers have no effect. If the Abomination is raping Betty, (lol,) and Hulk is seeing it, he would slam (Prime) Superman's arm through the table. Any feat of strength Supeerman could do, Hulk has, or will surpass it (with the proper motivaton).

Let me break it down this way.
The Hulk, in a fight, would find normal Superman a challenge. Given enough time the Hulk could get stronger than current Superman and bring him down. But all in all, whoever won, it would be a fight.
Superman Prime is the current Superman after millenia (note: millenia) of gaining strength. He is so potent that the future Supermen use him as a fount of power to augment their strengths. And note that these future descendants of Kal-El are extremely powerful themselves, having kryptonian abilities as well as abilities stemming from the 5th dimension (where Mr Mxpltlk, or however you write that, comes from). YET THEY DRAW EXTRA POWER FROM PRIME.
Also note that Superman Prime is far more powerful than the Pre Crisis version of Kal El who could juggle planets and do all sorts of crazy stuff with no effort (he blew away a galaxy with a sneeze).
Hence, let me ask you. Using logic, do you really think the Hulk has any chance against Superman Prime? A guy who has been soaking up solar energy for millenia? A guy who is in essence a god for the future supermen?
The Hulk, even with his rage induced strength upgrades, would need (at the very least) a couple of centuries to come close to Prime's level of power. Personally i think it would take a couple of millenia at least. And even then who knows how the Hulk may handle it. Maybe he does have an upper limit, but an upper limit so high that it might as well be limitless. With Prime would come an opportunity to see just how high that upper limit is.
In any case, the Hulk wouldn't have a prayer against Superman Prime.
Not a single prayer.

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Sorry, I guess you did.
I was pointing out the stupidity of my mistake. Not you.

gautam Senior Member

prime hands down