SWM seeking love

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Shouts through megaphone*

SEE MOOSE, YOU'RE GIVING SHELLIE A HEADACHE!!!!

NOW WATCH AS I INEXPLICABLY HONK THIS HORN!

*Honks Horn*

-AC

😂 The strong, sensitive type..

🤨 *doesn't breath*

Originally posted by Clovie
🤨 *doesn't breath*

That...would indicate that you are dead Clover.... 😕

Do you need mouth to mouth? 😖hifty:

Thanks, Shells...

I have some ibuprofen if you need it ✅

Originally posted by Da Moose
That...would indicate that you are dead Clover.... 😕

Do you need mouth to mouth? 😖hifty:

guessss 😖hifty:

*Brings in chalkboard and plastic sheet then drags nails over each*

Yeaaaaaah, listen to that.

Of course it doesn't bother me coz I'm the one doing it. Yeahhhh. That'll fix up your headache real nice.

-AC

cry

Goddamnit AC now I've got a headache and it had just gone away!!! 😒

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Thanks, Shells...

I have some ibuprofen if you need it ✅

Originally posted by shellie
😱 *pounces on you and kisses your lips thanking you...* yes lana, i want some...your a lifesaver 😊 ill take 3 please....

😖hifty: flirt1

Here you go, sweets...

Originally posted by shellie
😱 *pounces on you and kisses your lips thanking you...* yes lana, i want some...your a lifesaver 😊 ill take 3 please....

Holy Shite! *drops everything and grabs the popcorn*

Originally posted by Clovie
maybe i'm not real, just a delusion (word?) so i don't need to breath.

guessss 😖hifty:

An illusion...

Maybe you are...and maybe I'm AI.

I'll guess.....YES! 😎 💃

Originally posted by Da Moose
An illusion...

Maybe you are...and maybe I'm AI.

I'll guess.....YES! 😎 💃

AI? i know this trick somehow...🤨

interesting opinion lady

*Enjoys popcorn also*

Don't stop on our account. We represent the fine company of Moose and Bull. Specialise in watching females kiss.

-AC

Originally posted by Clovie
i was close 😮

AI? i know this trick somehow...🤨

interesting opinion lady

Artificial Intelligence.

It is isn't it? 😈

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Enjoys popcorn also*

Don't stop on our account. We represent the fine company of Moose and Bull. Specialise in watching females kiss.

-AC

Uh huh.

*does the secret Moose and Bull handshake and sits back*

Would you care for a drink old man?

No I'm fine thanks. I have a condition where I can't drink when females are kissing. G-gets a little dangerous. It's highly deadly.

-AC

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
😖hifty: flirt1

Here you go, sweets...

ok guys now that lana has helped my headache you may continue...*takes popcorn back from scott😛 *

i'm single and willing and I am all alone *sniff*

nobody loves me WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Originally posted by shellie
*kisses you once agin softly then smiles* again thanks...😖hifty: flirt1

ok guys now that lana has helped my headache you may continue...*takes popcorn back from scott😛 *

*licks lips*

No problem...😖hifty: flirt1

Continue, boys...😊

Lana's not done! LANA'S NOT DONE!

Continue at once!

-AC