The Temporary Goodbye Thread

you have a point there 😊

yeah, it's important you have fun here. If you don't, then there is no use in staying ...

Oh Ahnold, Raz is my puppet. I AM the master of KMC! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 👿

Originally posted by yerssot
Oh Ahnold, Raz is my puppet. I AM the master of KMC! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 👿

I knew it all along, naturally. When I left back in September of last year, I indeed foresaw that you would have deposed raz by the time I came back! Or ... has it always been this way? Has raz always been the puppet and you the master 😉 ?

Seriously, though - congrats on reaching 100,000 posts. Phenomenal. Damn - I'll never catch you up now 😛 !

ah, you guessed correctly ahnold-san *bows*

I have always been the master, he is nothing but a weakling at my disposal 😛

you can try of course, it would be great for the JB forum 😉

Won't be here. I won't be here for the next two weeks cuz of my wedding. So see you peeps on two Sundays from this Sunday.

you're getting married!?

I doubt he'll ever be back! 😑

have a GREAT honeymoon 😄

Originally posted by HimoKun
Won't be here. I won't be here for the next two weeks cuz of my wedding. So see you peeps on two Sundays from this Sunday.

you were awesome !! 😱

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I doubt he'll ever be back! 😑

either that, or he'll never leave here

😉

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
you were awesome !! 😱

Yeah, but his bedside manners were terrible. 🙂

Originally posted by Mist
either that, or he'll never leave here

😉

True, you dawg, true. ✅

The Temporary Goodbye Thread or Goodbye Thread

Wedding 😱 Wheeee congratulations!

Originally posted by Storm
The Temporary Goodbye Thread or Goodbye Thread

I choose only the best, so this was to be expected 😛 😊

Originally posted by yerssot
I have always been the master, he is nothing but a weakling at my disposal 😛

Aha! Just as I always suspected! So ... if you really HAVE been the puppetmaster all along ... then how do you explain Raz' depature? Gasp! Has he managed to finally break free of your iron grip??? Gasp! Is he currently mounting a resistance movement at an undisclosed location 😱 😛 ??? Better reinforce your defences, emperor yerssot!

Originally posted by yerssot
You can try of course, it would be great for the JB forum 😉

Try to reach 100,000 posts?! At the rate I've been going {around 2500 posts over the 1.5 years since I joined}, I'll reach THAT total in around ... woah ... 60 years!!!

Hold on a sec ... that gives me an idea! Let me look into my crystal ball; let me see into the future of the KMC ...

[FLASH!]

It is a dark and disturbing time for the KMC. The evil, tyrannical emperor yerssot has plunged the forum into darkness that has lasted for over 50 years ...

Having long ago exposed raz as the puppet many long suspected him to be, the mighty yerssot was swift to seize power, and claim his rightful throne. He has ruled with an iron fist ever since, keeping the noobs and members in line using a combination of fear and brainwashing. People now continue to post only through fear of retribution. The flames of rebellion died out decades ago. Evil is everywhere ...

As his first act, yerssot was quick to promote the JB forum to prominence at the KMC above all other forums. The OT banter continues as it has always done, though the sense of fun disappeared long ago. And in a quiet corner of the forum lies an old man, once the proud governor of Califohrnia. He is ... Ahnold ...

wheelchair Hot diggity! Guess what yerssot old chap? I've just reached 100,000 posts! And just a few weeks before my 79th birthday too! Hoo-whee! Don't ya remember old boy? I always told ya I'd reach this target before the age of 80 - and I've sure worked hard to get here! Woohoo!

So ... out of interest ... how many posts do you now have old bean? Let's see ... WHAT???!!! jawdrop 13,566,789,132!!! Gasp! Wheeze! shocking {Faints} {Dies of a massive coronary and is carried off by coroners} stretcher

{At the funeral, a moving eulogy is delivered by Clovie} RIP Ahnold ... If it weren't for your effective 25 year reign as Governator, there wouldn't be an uzi 9mm in every home in Califohrnia! And by gum we needed them! Even if they did push up the death rate by 150 percent ...

Peace be with you ...

[FLASH!]

On second thought ... I'm actually quite happy with the number of posts I have 😛 !

OMG..... 😂

Can you check my future in this cristal ball too? 😮