The Temporary Goodbye Thread

Hmmm ... let's see then, shall we?

[FLASH!]

The distant future.

It has now been almost 2 years since Ahnold passed away. And little has changed here at the KMC. The evil emperor yerssot still lords over his magnificent creation, and smotes any noobs or members that disobey him. His rule is now, if anything, even more absolute than before ...

Though stripped of his governorship by the people of Califohrnia many decades prior to his death, many held hope that Ahnold alone might be powerful enough to bring order and justice back to the KMC. Several rumours abounded that Ahnold only pretended to be yerssot's friend as a means to an end; so the legend goes, Ahnold was biding his time, watching and waiting for any weakness in yerssot's defences, and for the right time to strike and overthrow his tyrannical reign. But sadly, that dream died along with Ahnold ...

But what, you say, became of Ahnold's body? After his death, the mighty emperor yerssot feared that Ahnold's passing might incite a rebellion that could very well crush him. He had long suspected Ahnold to be an insurgent, merely allowing him to remain at the KMC to keep watch over him. Using quick thinking, he decided to appease the anger of the KMC members by burying Ahnold with full honours, and a 21 uzi 9mm salute, just as he would have wanted ...

In a solitary corner of the JB forum lies Ahnold's final resting place rip .

To this day, many still visit his gravestone, perhaps looking for inspiration, or perhaps wondering what might have been. One such person is visiting his grave today; that person ... is Clovie ...

The wise and beautiful Clovie stands watch over Ahnold's grave, just as she did 2 years ago when delivering her touching eulogy ...

"Oh Ahnold ... why did it have to be so? Why did you have to be so shocked at yerssot's post count that you passed away? The KMC is worse than ever now ... it is no longer the fun place it once was. How can we bring peace back to the forum? The emperor is too powerful ... if anything, his advanced years have made him more ruthless and cunning than ever before! What can we do?"

Just as she is muttering loudly to herself, a limousine suddenly pulls up at the graveyard. After a moment, the chauffeur walks out to open the back door, and out steps an entourage of people group ...

Clovie looks astonished. For at the centre of this group of people ... clad in lavish, expensive robes and shiny gold chains ... is the aged emperor yerssot himself 😱 !!! And by his side, standing out amongst the emperor's bodyguards, attired in a simple business suit, is yerssot's apprentice - a man many long considered to be the true ruler of the KMC - the puppet himself ... raz 😱 😱 !!!

The evil emperor approaches Clovie as she stands in trepidation ...

"Ah ... Clovie! It does not surprise me in the least to see you here! I have had my spies keep a close and watchful eye on you since Ahnold's death - and I know that this is not the first time you have visited his grave! Indeed ... there are many who have become worryingly attached to this gravesite ..."

"And what if I have?", spat Clovie. "It was you who agreed to his burial in the first place, emperor!"

Suddenly, yerssot's face became white and gaunt. He sighed, shook his head, and appeared almost ... concerned - a side the emperor had never shown in public before!

"That is true", said yerssot, "I DID order that Ahnold be buried with full honours. But it has proved to be a fatal error on my part! I thought that, by laying Ahnold to rest, I would ensure sympathy and loyalty amongst my subjects, and thus consolidate my rule! But now I see that I have merely fanned the flames of resistance! I have decided - this grave ... is to be torn down! Ahnold will be cremated instead, his ashes scattered to the wind!!!"

"But ... you can't do that!", Clovie relpied. "What gives you the right?"

"I ... am the emperor!", yerssot spat. And I can do whatever I want! Guards! Tear down this site! Leave no stone intact!"

As the guards pulled out their crowbars, Clovie finally managed, to her own surprise, to pluck up the courage she thought she always lacked ... the sort of courage that was now missing from the members at the KMC.

"I won't let you, emperor! This reign of yours has gone on long enough! I will fight you ... and I have many friends at the KMC who will do the same! It's time to take you down!!!

To Be Continued ...

*chokes* interesting

Emperor yerssot looked upon the Clovie, and laughed maniacally.

"HA! YOU will fight ME ? Bwahahaha!!! Heh - you have neither the strength, nor the resolve to do so!"

"Is that so?", shouted Clovie defiantly. "You have pushed us all around for far too long! We will no longer tolerate your brainwashing and your scare tactics! The time of emperor yerssot is at an end!"

Suddenly, Clovie pulled out her trusty green lightsabre, and pointed it directly at the emperor's neck. Just as swiftly, the emperor's bodyguards pulled out ray guns, and pointed them at Clovie. The emperor smiled wickedly.

"There will be no need for THOSE", he said, at which point the guards put their guns away. "If it's a whuppin she's a wantin', then I can deal with her myself ".

With that, the emperor suddenly pulled out his own red lightsabre, and instigated a furious battle with Clovie surprise.

starwars

who won? 😱

For what seemed like an eternity, Clovie and the evil emperor yerssot battled furiously through the graveyard, both of them watched intently by the emperor's bodyguards, neither gaining the upper hand in the struggle.

All of a sudden, Clovie and yerssot locked their sabres together ...

"Heh - you can't win, emperor!" shouted Clovie. "If you strike me down, then I - like Ahnold - will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine".

"Oh? Is that so?", said yerssot sarcastically. "Well I'm telling you - after his gravesite has been torn down, no one at the KMC will even remember the name Ahnold! And ...", he added with a sinister tone, "they won't remember YOU either!"

Suddenly, yerssot's apprentice raz spoke up from within the ranks of the bodyguards.

"Stop this, oh mighty emperor! There is no need to kill her! She is right! She's one of the most prominant members here at the KMC - I mean, her post count is second only to your own! If you kill her, then the masses will rise up against you!"

"Shut up, raz!", yerssot spat. " She could never instill rebellion amongst the members! My hold over the KMC is absolute! My power is second to none! And I shall prove it - now she will die for her treachery!"

And with that, yerssot suddenly spun his lightsabre, and chopped Clovie's in half! She fell to the ground, exhausted, battered, and bruised from the fight.

"HA - now you are beaten! It is useless to resist!". Sniggering, the emperor continued: "Pah - you were not even worth the effort! Murdering you would give me no pleasure. Raz! Vapourize her!!!"

To Be Continued ...

what's vapourized?

Raz turned to face the evil emperor; his face seemed apprehensive and hesitant.

"But my master, I really do not think that this will accomplish ..."

"Silence, raz!", yerssot spat. "You more than anyone should realise the importance of what I am trying to accomplish here! We have no choice but to kill her! She's become far too meddlesome, and her mind has proven surprisingly resistant to brainwashing! She MUST be destroyed!"

"But sir", pleaded raz, "... surely merely imprisoning her would accomplish the same ..."

"SHUT UP!", countered yerssot. "This debate has gone on long enough! Raz! Destroy her - now !"

Raz, however, still seemed reluctant.

"What is this treachery, raz? For years you have served me with the utmost loyalty, and now you begin to doubt me? It is now you begin to question me? And for what? Because of this one girl? If you dare to defy me, my friend, then I assure you - the penalty WILL be severe! For the LAST time - kill the girl now !

All of a sudden, Clovie turned to raz, and made a desperate plea for her life.

"Please raz! There is still good in you - I can feel it! Destroy the emperor and we can end his tyranny here and now! I know that you don't want to do this ... I know that you won't ..."

"Do not presume to know me!", shouted raz. "I'm sorry Clovie," raz continued in a calm tone of voice, "I'm so sorry ..."

With those words, raz suddenly pulled out his ray gun from the inside pocket of his business suit, and pointed it at Clovie! The evil emperor yerssot cackled madly ... yet Clovie seemed oddly defiant. Her manner suddenly became most severe, and she began to shout at raz.

"Fine then!", Clovie spat. "Go ahead and shoot me! I'd rather die than live another second under HIS tyranny", she cried, pointing a bruised finger at yerssot as she did so.

Clovie then sighed heavily, and added:

"I'm so disappointed in you, raz! I thought that there was still good in you! I was stupid enough to think you might actually help me - help all of us at the KMC! But now you've sealed our fate! Do you think yerssot will stop with me? Oh no; THIS incident will give him just the excuse he's been looking for to wipe out hundreds of members who he suspects of being insurgents! He now knows too much! He MUST be stopped - or the KMC will remain in darkness forever! PLEASE, raz - for old times' sake, my friend. Please?"

Raz, seemingly moved by Clovie's words, lowered his weapon. On seeing this, the emperor's wicked smile instantly vanished from his face, replaced by a look of shear loathing ... and even terror.

"That ... is ... IT!", the emperor cried. And with that, he suddenly pulled out his red lightsabre, and pointed it at raz's neck!

"I am going to give you five seconds! If you do not shoot her within that time, then I shall kill you BOTH where you stand! One ... two ... three ... four ..."

"Alright, alright!", shouted raz. "I shall do as you ask!"

Raz once again raised his ray gun, pointed it at Clovie, and charged it up, ready to fire ...

On hearing the whirr of the charging ray gun, yerssot cackled once again.

"Don't you SEE, Clovie? There is nothing that can stop me - not even you! I will ensure that your death creates ripples of fear across the entire KMC; everyone will fall in line, and anyone that I now suspect of being an insurgent will be hunted down, and instantly vapourized. HA - you were a fool to confront me, Clovie, and even more of a fool to think you could beat me! And thanks to you, you have confirmed my long held suspicions - that there ARE indeed insurgents at the KMC; and mark my words - it won't be long until I find them all!"

"The reign of yerssot will continue, even stronger than before - and, in a few moments, I shall have YOU to thank for that, raz! Poor, delusional Clovie ... did you actually think that my most trusted lieutenant - and my only apprentice - would really turn against me? For that act of stupidity alone, for that foolish sign of compassion and weakness, you deserve to die! And the KMC will be mine ... forever!!!"

As the emperor began to laugh even more harshly than before, raz muttered quietly enough so that only Clovie could hear him.

"Please forgive me Clovie ..."

The emperor turned to face Clovie, still laughing maniacally ...

"I'm so sorry ... I've been such a fool ... forgive me!"

And with that, to the shock of both Clovie and the emperor's bodyguards, raz spun the ray gun towards yerssot ... and fired shock! The evil emperor instantly vapourised ... the realisation still not having set in ... the evil grin still etched on his old and wrinkled face spam_laser .

and that's it? 😕

To Be Continued ... Almost Done.

oh ok..
i was hoping for some happy ending cry

This thread is so Ironic of many members on here.

They build up the whole " oh i am leaving, i love you, i'll' miss you" speech and then they dont leave at all, or they leave for a short time and come back.

I guess its just an attention thing.

Originally posted by Korri
This thread is so Ironic of many members on here.

They build up the whole " oh i am leaving, i love you, i'll' miss you" speech and then they dont leave at all, or they leave for a short time and come back.

I guess its just an attention thing.

It is rather pathetic.

I mean whats the point in being overdramatic just to get peoples affection.

Oh i am leaving...right people seem to like me so i will stay.

Its a waste of peoples time and energy.

what's your point anyway, everyone knows by know your opinion about that case 😕