Corny pick up lines

Started by Dreamer222230 pages

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Yes, yes I do.... *points and laughs*

I am rubber and you are glue w/e you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!!

*says in best jack sparrow voice* sticks and stones love!

Says in best Cartman voice : Screw you guys I'm going home!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ewan 😊

Says in best Cartman voice : "Respect my AUTHORITAY"


*says i best cm voice* mom!! bardocks being a jack ass! jk
I am the tooth fairy!
I want my cheeseypoofs!!
*sings in best cm voice* shut your ****ing face uncle ****er! youre a bonifying bastasrd uncle ****er!

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
AHH, you're both stalking me 😱

Can I stalk too?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ewan 😊

Hayden 🪩

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Says in best Cartman voice : Screw you guys I'm going home!

*says in best kyle voice* see ya later fat ass!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Can I stalk too?

The more the merrier droolio

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
*says i best cm voice* mom!! bardocks being a jack ass! jk
I am the tooth fairy!
I want my cheeseypoofs!!
*sings in best cm voice* shut your ****ing mouth uncle ****er! youre a bonifying bastasrd uncle ****er!

*shut your ****ing face uncle ****er

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Says in best Cartman voice : Screw you guys I'm going home!

Says in best Cartman voice: " I am just like these fetuses, §POoONY, I wasn't born yesterday either"

EWAN

Originally posted by §P0oONY
*shut your ****ing face uncle ****er

yeah I fixed that earlier!

*sings* blame canada blame canada!!!

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
yeah I fixed that earlier!

*sings* blame canada blame canada!!!

Sings: Kyles mom is a *****....

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
The more the merrier droolio

*stalks*

Says in best Cartman voice: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Originally posted by Bardock42
[B]EWAN [/B]

Hayden

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sings: Kyles mom is a *****....

lolz

Says in Cartman voice: Brrrrrzzzzzzz Brrrrrrzzzzzzz

Oh yes and....YOU ARE WRONG.....Ewan

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*stalks*

W00t droolio

You're wrong! Hayden! 😐

Says in Cartman voice: Bardock's. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

I am right! Ewan! 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

hey my dog just woke up!!!