Corny pick up lines

Started by Coldfire30 pages
Coldfire <3 <3 <3

😱 You did NOT just post that!! 😂

*Georgina_A* those technicolour eyes

😂 Some of these are classic...

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

I know!! 😂

CorderaMitchell Zitz! Rash! Pimple!

"Did your butt hurt when you landed, because you are from heaven

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

😂 That's so horrible 😂

blacknightfire2 Darkness in the Cold Fire

Oh god if some stupid guy tried any of these on me I'd break him in two....

CorderaMitchell Zitz! Rash! Pimple!

"Do you have a quarter, I want to call mom and tell her I've found the perfect girl"

Dreamer2222 Senior Member

Originally posted by §P0oONY
"It's the hard-knonk life for us"

no one cares for you a smidge when youre in an orphanage..it's a hard nock life!

wowclou Junior Member

are you from tennessee? cause you're the only ten i see

xLiNdS x 622x Boom shakalaka

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

wowclou Junior Member

if you were a booger, id pick you first

jinzin Senior Member

what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

MY ZIPPER! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

That was weird.

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

*blinks* That was..... interesting... 😛

jinzin Senior Member

lets play house you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long...

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

😂

jinzin Senior Member

*hi i just thought I come over here and give you the satisfaction of turning me down.....get on with it then...*

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

hahaha awww that's so mean, but funny nonetheless 😛

wowclou Junior Member

im fighting the temptation to make you rthe happiest girl on earth

Dreamer2222 Senior Member

Originally posted by jinzin
what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

MY ZIPPER! MUWAHAHAHAHA!


very funny but did ya need the muwahahahahaha ing?