~Bit dirty, I'm sure it's ok though~
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to
take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.
The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.
The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too
hard. Grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.".
The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards
straight down the fairway.
The pro said "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this
time take the club out of your mouth."
Originally posted by Time Of Evil
~Bit dirty, I'm sure it's ok though~A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to
take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.
The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too
hard. Grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.".The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards
straight down the fairway.The pro said "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this
time take the club out of your mouth."
😂 🤣
Originally posted by Captain REX
I have a slightly disturbing one...This man and his wife were getting slightly bored with their mariage, so one night the man decided he would spice things up a bit. He crawled into bed with her one night and proceeded with pleasuring her in various ways (let your mind wander... 😛 )
So, when he was done, he got out of bed to go brush his teeth, and saw his wife standing there...
"How did you get to the bathroom before me?" he wondered, looking back at the bed.
"Shh!" she said. "You'll wake your mother!"
Hey Rex, wouldn't it make more sense if the wife decided she would spice things up a bit??? 😮