Jesus would own Vader. Vader can't control his emotions. And, since I feel like being one of the Vader cultists that so frequent this place... here goes...
Jesus would win, cuz, like, he's the chosen one. The messiah. He has more ******* in his blood, thus making him stronger with the Lord and thus he would totally whup ass. (Yes, I used Jesus and whup ass in the same sentence, actually twice. Sue me.) And Jesus would be a better swordsman than anyone else ever made of all time because he is the One and has those thingies in his blood, even if he's never swung a blade before in his life. And Jesus would know more about lore than anyone who had ever lived because he was born in a time when the light side was at its shining moment, blah blah blah... cuz I don't pay attention to messiahs and saints before or after this point. Jesus rules!
Man, isn't that just annoying to hear? Now imagine that posted on every versus thread. Wow... Truly vexing.
But seriously, I think Jesus would win because he's not the violent type. And moral purity beats violent passion every time.
Vader draws his lightsaber, standing there heavily breathing he clicks the trigger igniting the blade. jesus stands a mear five feet away from him standing there calmly, "If you strike me down you will only hurt yourself, "His calm voice pierces through the air.
"I will not listen to your nonsense, "Vader shouts.
he lunges foward swinging the red beam of his lightsaber directly through Jesus.
Jesus dissapears, and his garments drop to the floor.
About twenty years later, Vader dies and he gos to hell.
JESUS WINS