Darth Vader vs. Jesus

Okay....

You guys need Jesus...

Yeah I do, he owes me 5 bucks

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
You guys need Jesus...

But where will we find him? Malachor? Coruscant? Korriban? Its so confusing

you'll find him standing over vader's dead body peeing.

You'd think he'd take the time to find a toilet

no he'd be pissin on vaders head after he whipped that as$

Originally posted by Fishy
But where will we find him? Malachor? Coruscant? Korriban? Its so confusing

we'll find him on malachor ,janus i think revan is more like buddha

Here:

Vader rushes at Jesus, God cuts off his dick and sends t ohell ewith millions of beautiful women, but guess what, God also cut off his figures and his lips so he can't do anything to these beautiful women. Then Jesus pops open a Holy Soda and drinks it.

Whoa, whoa personal foul... ten yards...

****ing retared creating this thread

lol

kiu dun= genius

but this thread has brought so much joy to our internet lives

No, no it hasn't *starts to cry*

and btw Jesus is tokin up with Yoda

God did say partaketh of all herbs or something like that didnt he?..smoke

This thread is so fitting.

jesus is cannon fodder!