Darth Vader vs. Jesus

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Actually Jesus was coloured not white...

And if i have to take this question seriously i would have to Jesus, at least the christian definition of Jesus. The muslim definition would be dead quickly.. The christian however, would like said before probably be able to block any force attack of Vader. A lightsaber attack might kill him but he'd just return and finish the job while Vader was sleeping..

While either that, or just blind him... What? If he can make blind people see he can probably make normal people blind

two words vader wins

Of better yet, Jesus heals Vader's wounds both in his soul and on his body. A passive yet monumental victory.

Bet none of you thought of that.

Yeah i did, but what would be the fun of a fight like that?

Anakin would beat vader no problem, more than anything because he has a lot more midichlorians then vader and if luke could beat vader anakin could beat vader

And what does that have to do with Jesus?

That person's brain associated Anakin with God. It's spreading. Time for containment.

Anakin is god? Damn... That woudl explain a lot of what has happened in the world in the last 5000+ years

Yeah. No wonder Moses was wondering the desert for forty years.

"I hate sand. It's harsh and rough. And it all looks the same. Good luck with directions, Moses."

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Yeah. No wonder Moses was wondering the desert for forty years.

"I hate sand. It's harsh and rough. And it all looks the same. Good luck with directions, Moses."

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That really made me laugh out loud

Me too. lol... Good humor is a neccessity here.

lol
that was funnay

jesus owns vader,he culd talk him out of a fight,kinda like revan only religious version

Revan's God too? Who knew Star Wars was a polytheistic universe?

Revan is like Allah... Basicly the same thing only from a different perspective

So is Malachor or Korriban Mecca/

Coruscant is probably like Jerusalem... Holy to all...

Malachor and Korriban are like Rome and Mecca... Don't know which is what though...

Wow, this thread was just me folling around wasted one night, and look at the glory now

Bad things happen when you talk about stupid stuff with stupid people