Tired Hiker's Army

It's not even my Army, it our Army! I'll even split my salary with you. Word! 😄 ANd stuff.

oooh can i be in...i wanna be down!

*signs up for TH's army*

😐

*fluffs up flaming red afro, tugs up steel thigh boots and straightens chain mail corset*

Right, where's the Battle Field at?

😱

And the Soldiers!!!

😖hifty:

I'm lazy, out of shape, and I hate violence. Can I still join?

Mmm, Gregory, what do you look like in a Uniform? 😖hifty:

Incredibly dashing, of course.

Army! Sounds professional 😛

i'll join teh army 😈

i wanna be in the army 😱

I'll join, but I'll just stand by the side looking pretty 😎
Nothing more.....

*Cocks his gun*

I'm a general right hiker ?

you have the A.B.C.N.T.F. at your command!

Can I join? I have a sword...
*draws sword*
😈

*puts on leather jacket, tight jeans and black boots then takes out rifles*

I'm ready...........

I can sue a Katana, So who are we fighting? I'll join if you tell.

Yes! CA can use a katana, Pabs you get to be a General, VENOMfan, what is A.B.C.N.T.F again, I forgot? Shadowskill, you and your sword are in! Gregory, even though you are lazy, out of shape, and hate violence, you can still join. The rest of you are in and the cause? Well, I haven't really thought of that yet. 😮 Okay, since Silvs and syren and freddy vs jason are going to dress all sexy on the battle field, I guess we can fight against . . .. .um . . . .. Tommy Hilfiger!

Our goal is to wipe out any Tommy Hilfiger wearing no fashion sense monkey humpers! 😄

Let's see, I need an elite squad of people who are willing to take a bullit for their cause. These people will do anything to make sure that Tommy Hilfiger is wiped off the face of the Earth. This Special Task Force (STF) will include the following members:

The Force
Korri
Alias Neo

And the Special Spider Monkey Attack Unit (SSMAU) will include the following members:

Nazgulinthedark
Spearhead

Okay . ... . .GO!