Tired Hiker's Army

My clothes cost more than some people's cars ✅
*strips to bikini and hides clothes* 🥷

We need a designer to make some new clothes for Silver, any suggestions?

I'll just go buy myself a whole new wardrobe 😱

Okay, but please hurry! The Hilfiger Clones could arrive out of nowhere at any moment! Take the diamond studed pink fuzzy helicopter!

*takes Silvs old clothes and throws them into a fiery casm like Mordor!*

not the jeans jawdrop you are dead to me hiker 😐

*jumps into pink heli* 😎

Yes, the Hilfiger jeans are gone now, Silvs. 😐 Go buy yourself some real jeans.

Down with Hilfiger!!!

I'm joining the SADNALS...😂

The SADNALS are a force to be reckoned with! I sense their commitment to their duties is strong. ✅

Hilfiger will never know...
Maybe we should just wage war on his house? 🤨

EEE! Watch out for the Hilfiger bunnies! 🐰 They keep hopping and hopping and hopping... straight into Hell.

Hmmmm. The Hilfiger bunnies speak in a pitch that can easily be detected by our radars. They are a giveaway to the Hilfiger. Don't tell him thou! ❌

The stench of the Hilfiger cologne draws near...
Who could it be now but the guy undie models!
😘 The stink is overpowering!
*unsheaths sword*

hey the A.B.C.N.T.F. will go apesh1t on said bunnies if it is our dudty, the wrath we shall inflict on those fuzzy devils will be the stuff paper back novels that cost $2.50 are made of

Originally posted by VENOMfan
hey the A.B.C.N.T.F. will go apesh1t on said bunnies if it is our dudty, the wrath we shall inflict on those fuzzy devils will be the stuff paper back novels that cost $2.50 are made of

Perfect. I think the enemy is in store for a serious ABCNTF makeover. We just have to wait and see what their first move is. ✅

*is Queen of the SADNALS*

We need more ladies willing to stand around in non-Hilfiger clothing, looking sexy as hell!!

And doing nothing.

In bikinis........ preferably.........

*Stands Around Doing Nothing And Looking Sexy...... in non-Hilfiger clothing...... as in Job Description*

😮‍💨

can I be in the army?

I don't like the idea of barracks. There should be one cubicle to each recruit.

Do you need anything done that involves fire? 🙂

Originally posted by Phoenix
can I be in the army?

Of course. 😄 Just know the rules. I mean the rule. No Tommy Hilfiger. 😉