Originally posted by VENOMfan
.......is the A.B.C.N.T.F.((meaning my anti bacon commando ninja task force)) unneccacary? are there no other monopolistic compenies we could smite in the great name of Tired Hiker?!
OMG, that's the best! I totally remember now. 😂 😆 Yeah, they are in for sure, and who eat's bacon?? Well I do, but most Tommy Hilfiger generic clothed carnivors do as well. Bacon and Hilfiger! I'm like totally ripping off another thread, arent I. 😬 Man, too much rum.
Well its hard to say, a almost epic tale....
you see one night I was enjoying a pepsi much like most nights, I left to go heat up a burrito witch is the staple of my diet. when i returned....my pepsi was gone....and I smelled a hint of bacon, I sent out my Ninja homies to find the evil that had so rudely seperated me from my beloved pepsi.
When one of my ninja homies returned he told me with Q-cards((ninjas do not speak...ever)) about how he tracked a bunch of tourists who were realy a team of higly skilled bacon commandos who had been hording all the pepsi from my little hometown. and it seemed I was there next target. so I gatherd all of the ninjas i could and founded the A.B.C.N.T.F. and vowed to never give up in my quest of stopping those bacon loving tourist bastards.
And if Tommy Hilfigure stands between us and our Pepsi than he shall be thusly Snuffed out.
Originally posted by VENOMfan
Well its hard to say, a almost epic tale....you see one night I was enjoying a pepsi much like most nights, I left to go heat up a burrito witch is the staple of my diet. when i returned....my pepsi was gone....and I smelled a hint of bacon, I sent out my Ninja homies to find the evil that had so rudely seperated me from my beloved pepsi.
When one of my ninja homies returned he told me with Q-cards((ninjas do not speak...ever)) about how he tracked a bunch of tourists who were realy a team of higly skilled bacon commandos who had been hording all the pepsi from my little hometown. and it seemed I was there next target. so I gatherd all of the ninjas i could and founded the A.B.C.N.T.F. and vowed to never give up in my quest of stopping those bacon loving tourist bastards.
And if Tommy Hilfigure stands between us and our Pepsi than he shall be thusly Snuffed out.
OMFG!!
😂 😂 😂
Thats so brilliant!!! I love it! lmfao!! hahahaha!!
''to find the evil that had so rudely seperated me from my beloved pepsi''
😂 hahah!
OK, that was by far THE best ''epic tale'' ever told!
I.........I have a confession, I use to be part of A.B.C.N.T.F............ But I know where there hide out is, but I warn all of you, there skills are ledgiondary, they move in darkness and are as quiet as shadows.............how do you know there there? you don't, they mainly travel by roof-tops, they move like then wind........our only hope of stoping them is........um....well, you see........I don't really know ❌