Tired Hiker's Army

ha ha ha! A member in TH's hole.

😆

It had to be said

* Ducks, because the C4 is set to blow soon *

Well, uh, there are many members in his hole now.

Oh, damn. I forgot to light the fuses.

The explosion will be deafiningly.... silent?
Set the effin' C4, before CMT notices us!

*Runs, climbs, lights, parachutes (again)*

RUN! I LIT IT THIS TIME!

Sigh...

* Ducks again *

*Runs, and does a dramatic slow motion jump*

*BOOM!*

oops, that was me... sorry!

What the hell died in your hole?

*Wipes tears* Hansons death extrodinarily excelltent use of ordinance, you get a medal for that.

OK next mission?

hit the dixie chicks this time and Jackson to

Army needs funding or it'll die

hmmm .... died huh

You mean Alan (sp?) Jackson? Awesome! Hey, I got a medal...
Cool. Okay, as soon as we find the Dixie Chicks, we'll hold them hotage. Put it on live TV. People hear 'em whining, they'll come and hoot them themselves.

i refuse to let this army run to ruins!

Raven the only, this is little sister. Do you copy?