Tired Hiker's Army

So many hick jokes, so little time.

"I'm a redneck cowboy,
Wrangling my cows with a truck,
Look at m, I don't give a fu©k!"

exactly...

Family reunion, sigles bar, its all the same to me.

Originally posted by TheProgramSmith
Family reunion, sigles bar, its all the same to me.

Do you go to family reunions to pick up chicks?

lol!

I go to family reunions to sleep.

I don't go.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu
Do you go to family reunions to pick up chicks?

Shhhh! Its a secret! 😆

It was a redneck joke. It was not intended for me.

Narr....

I live in a trailer...and I hail from Tennessee...I'm a redneck who now lives in Nevada.

I had a dream about Nevada.

I'm from Tenn. too. But I never liked country music.
There's Kenny Chesney! Target practice!

Eww! Shania Twain.

KILL HER

She is kind of attractive. If her videos are on TV, I watch and mute the channel

She's trying too hard and she's getting old.

She is old. Wait, is that George Strait?

CMT...let's destroy their antenna.

Alright, but I'd much rather go into the station and shoot everyone.

Is that the TH Strike Forces first Mission. Destroy Country Music?

Yes.

Yup