Hiker's Love And Life Advice Thread! (wisdom at it's best)

😐 yeay another thing i cant do right

Originally posted by Demarthl
it didnt hurt 😐

Though you may not feel it, you are still damaging your body. Remember, your body is your temple and you should keep it in prime form. Always used red Kool-Aid, or costume blood to make a fake suicide come to life! 🙂

Dem, you don't act like a girl.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Though you may not feel it, you are still damaging your body. Remember, your body is your temple and you should keep it in prime form. Always used red Kool-Aid, or costume blood to make a fake suicide come to life! 🙂

"slowly wearing it away" Exactly! You got plenty of time left.

Originally posted by Demarthl
moving rubs two parts of your skin together slowly wearing it away, bones crunch together on daily movements, breaking them down
i have to be like stephen hawkings to stay perfect, but then i'd get weak and obese. theres no winning in life

Dems, *sighs* okay. I can't help you. 😬 You are not willing to try the fake blood thing and now you are talking about Stephen Hawkings, I give up. Anyone else? 🙂

not so sure about that

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Dems, *sighs* okay. I can't help you. 😬 You are not willing to try the fake blood thing and now you are talking about Stephen Hawkings, I give up. Anyone else? 🙂

😆 Most teenagers that are "depressed" are just attention whores.

Originally posted by Demarthl
at least im unique 😊 how many depressed teenagers refer steohen hawkings... say lots and ill slap you

Good, by pretending to abandon you, I triggered you to think positive! See, I can really help! 🙂 And yes, you are very smart and interesting and you have much to offer the world. Just remember, you will always have you, so be good to yourself and feck what anyone else thinks if they don't respect you. 😉

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Good, by pretending to abandon you, I triggered you to think positive! See, I can really help! 🙂 And yes, you are very smart and interesting and you have much to offer the world. Just remember, you will always have you, so be good to yourself and feck what anyone else thinks if they don't respect you. 😉

I'm sure you can find someone to screw...

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Originally posted by Demarthl
but but! my hand just isnt pleasing any more 😬

Switch hands then, or use someone elses! 🙂 You see, if there is a will, there is a way for everything. Okay kids, I'm off to go walk the streets and save mankind! I will return with more advice and wisdom when I get back, if you are lucky! 🙂

Question!

Im trying to get it on with a rather attractive lady but she is being a bit nonchalont about it all, should i try a fake suicide? what method would you suggest?

Originally posted by Demarthl
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there are a few billion people in the world... half of them are female... it can't be that hard.

3 billion women are not in my traveling ability area

Originally posted by smoker4
Question!

Im trying to get it on with a rather attractive lady but she is being a bit nonchalont about it all, should i try a fake suicide? what method would you suggest?

TH, I took an at home mongolian corse and i was thinking about going back to mongolia and living there once I can speak it fluently, what you think?

Okay kids, I'm going to go see a movie called Steamboy by the guy who did that Akira thingie. I will soak in the knowledge and share it with you when i get back. Remember, stay true to you and fake a suicide. Eat an apple! 🙂