Hiker's Love And Life Advice Thread! (wisdom at it's best)

Originally posted by smoker4
Question!

Im trying to get it on with a rather attractive lady but she is being a bit nonchalont about it all, should i try a fake suicide? what method would you suggest?

She's a b**** ✅

Originally posted by XIA
TH, I took an at home mongolian corse and i was thinking about going back to mongolia and living there once I can speak it fluently, what you think?

Fake a suicide! No, but seriously, I'll get back to you on this one later. I really have to go now. Sorry. 🙁 🙂

I was also thinking of training her dog to fake its own death too, do you know if there is any literature on this? 😊

Leave the lady's dog alone, smoke 😉

😉 😇

On second thought, KILL IT!

gODDamnit I forgot my wallet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😠 FFFFEEEEEEECK 🤨

hey

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I already faked my suicide & noone noticed.. What now? 😆

I thought the title said Hitler's 😮 my bad!

Now THAT would be something huh?

I concur 😂

Originally posted by bilb
I already faked my suicide & noone noticed.. What now? 😆

emp

Dont worry, I'm taking you ALL down with me! Mwhahahahahhaa!!

cry I don't want the cool lady to die.

Dont worry Imag, it wont be till at least May 20th (have to see ROTS before I die!)

Of course..

Originally posted by bilb
Dont worry, I'm taking you ALL down with me! Mwhahahahahhaa!!

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