Spin dat shit: Battle Rhymes an' Blingin'...

Originally posted by Df02
i checked 1 page ahead and seems no1 picked up on it

Interestin, mofo...Dis followin' piece o'pie is from de same page...Check it:

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Oh! Snap a dap! [B]Now, I get it...But I think you meant to use the word 'off', not 'of'! Ha ha...Using 'of' instead of 'off' makes a BIG difference to the meaning. Try and spell better next time, G...[/B]

Thanks fo' comin' out to da party, Df02...Youse really iZ a smaaaart cookie...Mmm-mmm-mmm, dat's fo' shure.

Yo, and if I ain'ts no GangSTA den, you musn't be a ho'. Waits a second...Dat shit ain't right...

Originally posted by Df02
the actor who played superman is now paralysed because he fell off a horse...

Oh, maaaan...Youse are getsin mo' an' mo' wrong da mo' I check yo' shit! Chrisoph Reid is dead, yo...He is no mo'. Shit, yo' sick, maan.

guess my post will go down as a fine example of what happens when u dont really give a shit about the thread your posting in haha.

like i said, i didnt check... i just replied cos i was filling a bit of time.
and as for the dead bit...well, have to say i didnt actually know that haha! - always thought he got way too much attention considering there are millions in the world worse off than he ever was and deserved the money spent on him to be spent on them...so i tried to steer clear of nething to do with him in the media

and you arent gangsta, speaking like a 2nd grade drop-out doesn't make you a gangsta, especially not when you're portraying yourself as one on an internet forum.

Originally posted by Df02
and you arent gangsta, speaking like a 2nd grade drop-out doesn't make you a gangsta, especially not when you're portraying yourself as one on an internet forum.

Shit, G...Yo're playin' like yo' a baby on a intrnetoid pho'sur'um who lost yo' favorite toy! By yo' logizity, do dat make yo' self worse dan dat? Shiiiit...

If yo' ain't participatin', step outta da room...Dey be placiZ to talk about tantrums an' shit elsewhere, yo.

hh? is a wanskta,loser and he stupid..
How u live in Cali and dont no wat Gangbangin' means!!!!

Originally posted by Df02
the actor who played superman is now paralysed because he fell off a horse...

sum1 had to explain it to the poor kid, and i checked 1 page ahead and seems no1 picked up on it...if they have, can delete this post if u must 😛

EDIT: and ur about as gangstar as the chav kids who hang around the chippy down the bottom of my street

😆

Originally posted by Ketchuptome
hh? is a wanskta,loser and he stupid..
How u live in Cali and dont no wat Gangbangin' means!!!!

do you guyz see the stupidity in this?^

where the **** did Gangbangin come from???? thats irrelevant to anything we are talking about.

Dear me, this is what lyricism has come to?

Shameful.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Dear me, this is what lyricism has come to?

Shameful.

-AC

AC spit something show them real lyricism 👆

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Man, should I even try? Shiiiiit...Drop da beat...

Little man, in da pan
Yo' gotta add some salt,
As yo' start to bloat,
Dis doGG is da way,
Dis doGG is da life,
Now suck it up, punk.
Yo' be causin me no strife.

I'm the mutha-phuckin Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-phuckin King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the phuckin ring.

Bring on da next pretender to my throne,
I eat thro' little doGGs when dey show no back-bone,
I'm lookin for a doGG who can throw some bombs,
Not some punk-ass testin his wrestlin arm.
I'm ready for da next wigga,
If he, she, it can participate me
Bring it on, all yo mutha-phuckers...
Yo ain't never gonna deflate me.

I'm the mutha-****ing Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-****in King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the ****in ring.

Time was when I cared,
Riskin mixin wid da wildlife
But looks like yo' ass is domesticated...
Yo' like a fairy, Mr. Wifey-wife

I'm the mutha-****ing Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-****in King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the ****in ring.

Tryin to call out shit
Dat you're not understandin
I thought this was about ebonics?
Not some lady-boy who can't take da phonics.

I'm the mutha-****ing Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-****in King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the ****in ring.

Yo, step to dis, yo, step to dat,
The real message here is it sounds like yous gots da clap!
Masturbation is a better word for da sound comin from yo' trap
Rapperty-rap-tip-tap-tap
You're like a monkey-wrench rollin in my crap.

Peas. Check me.

Jesus ****ing christ that was awful. 😐

A little something cooked up after casually browsing Ou Be Low Hoo's lyrics...and most of the other idiots here.

You're passing phases while I leave veterans up in blazes/
No one amazes like AC, son I've quickened the pace, see?/
Nothing but seven day trends coz all your styles are weak/
So just sneak a peak at this specimen: rhyming physique/
Yo if I choose to snap necks then place the bets on the table/
We can call it quits and pay me for every MC I disable.../
...with punches and combos of unmatched lyrical levels.../
...on my platform? Someone's smoking miracle petals/
Ou Be Low Hoo it's funny, I entered this battle below you/
Yet now you're getting nice views of the dirt on my shoes/
You need to stop chatting pussy and let the cat catch your tongue/
Your rhymes are dung so honestly it's not surprising I won/
Like a menopausal, you know this battered chick can't flow/
He's only spitting coz he mistook a mic for a dildo/

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
A little something cooked up after casually browsing Ou Be Low Hoo's lyrics...and most of the other idiots here.

You're passing phases while I leave veterans up in blazes/
No one amazes like AC, son I've quickened the pace, see?/
Nothing but seven day trends coz all your styles are weak/
So just sneak a peak at this specimen: rhyming physique/
Yo if I choose to snap necks then place the bets on the table/
We can call it quits and pay me for every MC I disable.../
...with punches and combos of unmatched lyrical levels.../
...on my platform? Someone's smoking miracle petals/
Ou Be Low Hoo it's funny, I entered this battle below you/
Yet now you're getting nice views of the dirt on my shoes/
You need to stop chatting pussy and let the cat catch your tongue/
Like a menopausal female, this battered chick can't flow/
He's only spitting coz he mistook a mic for a dildo/

-AC

HOLY SHIT!! 😆 😆😆😆😆😆😆

that was great man 👆

Thank you, thank you.

-AC

lets see if Ou Be Low can respond back.

im officially scared 🙂

Why? Might I ask.

-AC

aww snap that shit was sweet. AC that was some nice shit

Check this out it sucks but i dont care ok? ok

Yo yo yo yo im a big balla shot call gimme ya phone numbah ilah call ya we can hook up dont be shook up whats this your boyfriend got somethin to say we this is my rap my way yo your boyfriend act like he the only person that can ryhme hands behind my spine and i still beat ya like ya commited a crime infact didn't your babygirl just get arrested cause your babygirl was with that guy in that bar bein malested yo your in my pit now POW yo down on tha floor ya cant handle no more of me and my posse so fu get outta here ill give ya the count of 3 and if ya dont leave your family will be visiting your grave read R.I.P

that didn't suck.

that was just awful.

fix your structure, and get a better vocabulary.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Like a menopausal, you know this battered chick can't flow/
He's only spitting coz he mistook a mic for a dildo/

hysterical