CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS by Isaac Hayes.
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!
Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!
[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!
Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
Gentle persuasion is the key.
Yelling at someone new just pisses them off and makes them not care.
I'm fairly new and the first few days I made a few "already done" threads and I was asked to make sure to use the search function by Draco very politely, and it worked.
This thread here is probably working, new people read it and understand that KMC is actually a preferred place to be, and they'll respect it like I learned how to.
We just need to keep it in the top 10 as much as possible.
just told a kid who started a thread that has been done before to use the search engine before starting a new thread and he got all defensive ("i'm new bleh bleh bleh"😉 i told him i understand he's new and that he's not the first person to repeat a thread but it's been kind of a problem lately. all i was thinking was that i wanted tron or paola to back me up. no mod in sight. . . and i'm not critisizing them either, ive been fallowing this thread since the begining and i understand how busy they are but i mean we're still back to where we started. i think we need a temp mod. so it's up to them, but i wanna vote for a new mod. not neccisarily someone who's been here a while but someone who knows how it works and is on here all the time. i nominate cosmic cube/supessucks. he's been here a while and is always on
maybe people could be limited to so many new threads per week and a temp mod could be assigned solely to approve new threads to make sure they aren't repetitive or stupid joke threads...... ie "Muhammed Ali, Jack Dempsey, Batman versus Jplatinum"
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f77/t337947.html
complete waste of space