All of Star Trek is bogged, because the series were so grasping for ideas theres like 50,000 things that can destroy the universe and creatures that were literally gods amongst men running around blinking things out of existence at will.
Orgional Star Trek vs Origional Star Wars is the only way to play it, Star Wars, by a mile
One letter swings it "Q"
http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Q-(Star-Trek)
With him it doesn't matter if the force is with you 😄
Originally posted by Bill Gates
of course the borg wouldnt attack it with one cube. the one that the death star destroyed would most likely be a scout. then after the borg see how powerful the death star is they would send hundreds of thousands cubes and attack it and board it and blah blah blahborg star
Hmmmm.... Let's see......
Borg scout shows up, DS done blows it up.
Massive Borg fleet shows up (with Borg Queen and her four harajuku borgs). An advance squad of Borg beam aboard the Death Star, lumbering around like Frankensteins with some serious wedgies in their pants. The first three head towards the open corridor of wherever they beam into- - -
~SPLAT!~
Oops! The heavy shielded blast doors squishes them flatter than Paris Hilton's cleavage.
(Repeat above about 50 times until the Borg realizes that 'door=pain'.)
The Borg Queen, dissatisfied with the current outcome, sends more Borg in, this time to try and take over the central core.
The stormtroopers, given a brief overview of the situation by watching two of the best episodes of the 'Three Stooges' (and the Shemp ones don't count!), have a clearer idea on how to stop these rip-offs of Sentry droids from the 'Black Hole' (except these guys are more pale).
Taking a cue from the Sand People, the troops get out the ol' fashion rifles with those hard-pellet things in 'em and start knocking off the Borg by shooting them between the eyes. Having only experience in adapting to energy weapons and not something as realistic as bullets, the Borg go down like kittens under a lawnmower.
Besides, the guy who kept dropping the blast shield doors on the Borg was almost done with his shift, and he wanted to clock out at a reasonable time.
The Borg Queen experiences 'That-Time-Of-The-Month' a month early, and beams herself directly into the Sith Tower (closed on alternate Sundays).
Vader awaits her.
She walks up, talking in a seductive manner that would only appeal to geeks who dig sci-fi babble. She also tries to shimmy her goods, but fails to realize that Vader got his 'padawans' burned off on Mustufar some time ago, so sex appeal has no appeal to him.
He raises her up with the Force, rips her head and backbone out of her bodysuit (because he's, y'know, Vader), and Force-crushes her into a Slinky, which he sits on the foot of the stairs, and watches her climb down until she falls into the reactor shaft.
Crappy Slinky.
The Borg, without a woman to tell them what to do, go into a blind panic and accidentaly ram each other with their own cubes.
Oh, and I already covered the 'Q' debate back on page four:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=335025&perpage=20&pagenumber=4
Originally posted by Bill Gates
ummm oook
🙄anyway the borg wouldnt go into a "blind panic" if the queen is killed because another one is activated immediatly.
and dude, trust me sw doesnt stand a chance against Q
That's your Ace-in-the-hole? Q?
If Q is so grand, why wasn't he in all the TNG movies? Why wasn't he there to save Picard's bacon every time there was trouble?
Oh Yeah! That's right! He's on an archeological dig with Vash. The most powerful being ever created for a crappy franchise and he'd rather be digging for bones. Great writing, that is. Makes Shakespeare look like a writer for Archie comics.
And last time I saw John DeLancie was at a comic con, waiting for anyone to come up and get his autograph. Poor guy.
ST side thought: One of Star Wars main deciding weapons is The deathstar ...what about ST doomsday machine? The planet eater...from the origianl series and then also thelion radiation from ST movie nemesis.....Both of those could destroy a deathstar or at least all its occupants...??? Oh and one more genesis wave build up
Originally posted by Jack Daniels
ST side thought: One of Star Wars main deciding weapons is The deathstar ...what about ST doomsday machine? The planet eater...from the origianl series and then also thelion radiation from ST movie nemesis.....Both of those could destroy a deathstar or at least all its occupants...??? Oh and one more genesis wave build up
Hey JD... I already covered all those... I agree with you. Planet Eater, Genesis Wave... its like talking to a brick wall. They just cant accept the fact that its not a cut and dry battle. It would be one hell of a fight. There are only a few people here that actually get it.
Every super weapon has a weakness or an Achilles' heel.
Death Star= Exhaust port, or if unfinished, fly to the main reactor and destroy with concussion missles
Planet Eater= set one abandoned ship to self-destruct and destroy it as soon as it enters the P.E.
Genesis= only one made, and already detonated.
Borg= Species 8472
Star Trek franchise = Rick Berman
It doesn't matter how great you make it, someone or some thing will come along and take it - and you- down a notch.
Universes Collide – PT1
USS Enterprise discovers a rift in space. As they move in to investigate there is a huge flash of light and everything changes.
Picard - “Data, what just happened?”
Data – “Unknown Sir, Long range sensors are detecting no recognizable star systems.”
Picard – “Open a channel to Star Fleet”
Worf – “Sir, we are picking up massive subspace communications from just about every ship in the fleet… SIR. Romulan Warbird decloaking off the starboard bow!”
Romulans – “Captain Picard. It seems we are all in the same predicament. I don’t suppose this is some new Star Fleet weapon?”
Picard – “I assure you Captain that we are just as lost as you.”
Worf – “Sir we are picking up fleets of ships, both Romulan and Klingon, decloaking all across this sector. We are also detecting ships of all kinds, Ferengi, Vulcan, Tholian, Andorian, Dominion, Kazon, even Borg… and that’s just to name a few.”
Picard – “Romulan Captain, I would suggest that we start organizing this situation before things escalate out of control.”
Romulans – “Agreed Captain. I will start contacting my people and organize our fleet. We will be in touch.”
Picard – “I will do the same. Good Luck Captain.”
Hours Later
Romulans – “Captain Picard… It seems that our entire fleet… All of the Romulan ships ever build have been summoned here some how.”
Picard – “It seems the Federation has suffered the same. We have ships here that have been out of commission for over a hundred years… Even longer.”
Worf – “Captain… Unknown ship approaching at increadable speed.”
Picard – “Romulan Captain… It seems we have a visitor. May I?”
Romulans – “The Federation has always been the most diplomatic. You might as well.”
Picard – “Set an intercept course and open hailing frequencies.”
At that moment a Calimarian cruiser comes out of hyperspace followed by thousands of ships of all kinds.
Admiral Akabar – “Shields up! Tactical… What am I looking at?”
Tactical – “unknown Sir. We have never seen ships of this configuration before.”
Akabar – “Open a hailing frequency.”
Comm – “Sir, they are already hailing us. Channel Open.”
The two ship commanders stand in their bridges looking at eachother.
Picard – “My name is Jean Luc Picard. Captain of the Federation Star Ship Enterprise. First I must say that we have no hostile intent, but I can not explain how or why all of these ships are here.”
Akabar – “Greetings Captain Picard. I am Admiral Akabar. Fleet commander for the New Republic Navy. We too can not explain why all of our ships are here.”
Picard – “You don’t know where you are?”
Akabar – “We just assumed this was your galaxy.”
Picard – “Well it seems that we both have been pulled here against our will.”
Akabar – “Captain… If you have been pulled here, and we have been pulled here then I must assume that our greatest enemy, the Imperial Empire, has also been pulled here. I can not emphasise the threat they posses.”
Picard – “Admiral… All of our enemies, as well as all of our allies have been pulled here too. We have managed to enact a farley stable cease fire but this situation grows more volatile at each passing moment. I am sending out a communications to our fleet asking them to send delegates to join us. I think we should meet to discuss this situation.”
Akabar – “Agreed Captain. There is a planet that we can meet on. Here are the coordinates.”
Picard – “I look forward to meeting you in person Admiral.”
Akabar – “As do I captain. Akabar out.”
Picard – “Well number one… It looks like our mission to explore new worlds has been expanded to new galaxies. Worf, send the communications to all the fleets and relay the coordinates. Contact Admiral Dowerty and begin setting up security for this meeting. We don’t want the Borg or anyone else to get any ideas.”
Planet Side – One Hour Later
Akabar – “Your Highness. Its good to see you. General Solo, Master Luke.”
Leia – “Its good to see you too Admiral. It seems that time has no relevance in this place. There are ships and people here that have been dead for hundreds, even thousands of years. I would like you to meet Luke Skywalkers Master… Master Yoda, and this is Jedi Master Windu.”
Akabar – “I can not expain it but it is good to have the wisdom of the Master Jedi.”
Yoda – “Answers we seek. Hard to find they will be. Our new friends it will be good to meet.”
Windu – “There is still the Empire that we need to discuss. They have not shown themselves yet but we can feel them. We know they are here.”
Akabar – “Captain Picard should be here soon.”
Moments Later… Transporter signatures begin to energize and materialize. The solidified figure of Captain Picard moves to greet Admiral Akabar.
Picard – “Admiral! It is good to meet you in person.”
Akabar – “Amazing technology Captain. No ships or shuttles needed! It is good to finally meet you as well Captain.”
Picard – “The Federation I come from is an alliance of explorers. That is our main mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations. I never dreamed of anything like this.”
Akabar – “Captain. I would like you to meet Senator Organa Solo, her husband Han, and Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, Master Yoda, and Master Mace Windu.”
Picard – “It is an honor. Admiral, with your permission I would like to send the signal to our fleet to send down their representatives.”
Akabar looks to the Jedi Masters… They nod their permission.
Akabar – “Very Well Captain.”
Captain Picard taps his communicator and relays the order for the delegates to beem down. Picard is soon joined by delegates from over 20 different races.
Hours of talks ensue. Discussions about the differences in races, species, technologies, and of the current situation fill the air. SUDDENLY!!!!
>>>SHABING<<<<< Q Appears…
Picard – “Q… I should have known that you would be involved in this…”
Q – “Ah sorry El Capitan but I had nothing to do with this this time. I am mearly hear as a messenger.”
Picard – “Admiral… I apologize for this. This entity, Q, has been a trouble maker in our galaxy…”
Akabar – “Captain. It is alright. Apparently he has been making trouble in more than one galaxy.”
Picard – “You know Q?”
Akabar – “Yes Captain. Although I have kept his existence secret as much as possible. In my experience he is worse than the dark lords of the Sith.”
Q – “Oh come now dear Admiral… Such harsh words.”
Picard – “Q if you can fix this then do it! We do not belong here… None of us do.”
Q – “Picard… So narrow minded. I am hear as a messenger. A power greater than my own has brought you all here. They are interested to see how you all will, oh how should I say it… Get along. Your two universes were created very differently but the parallels are great. The Jedi from your universe, Admiral, are much like the Telepaths of your world Picard. There are differences but we are talking generals here… Here in this place, created by the one who has sent me, your scales have been leveled… Instead of having ships that put out power on two different scales they are now the same… Captain it was like your universe was using millimeters as a scale while the Admirals Universe was using Inches… But now a gigawatt for your Admiral is the same as a gigawatt for you Captain. I cant do anything else for you… and I can not give you any more info… All I can say is… The game is afoot!”
With a flash, Q disappears… Moments later hails came in from both sides.
Worf – “Captain! A massive fleet has just come out of hyperspace. Three planets have come with it!”
Admiral Akabars Comm Officer – “Admiral, Imperial Fleet has just come out of hyperspace. Three Death Stars have come with the fleet. More ships are appearing on all fronts. Ours, the Federation side, and the Empire…”
Akabar – “Red Alert! Shields to maximum. I am returning to the ship now.”
Picard – “Red Alert! Send a message to the fleet and beam us up. All hands to battle stations!”
-This is my imagined idea. No one has the right to add, delete, or finish this story. Comments only. -
