Make New Friends Thead

*Thunders in, hoping to make new friends.*

*falls through room, hoping to make new friends*

Originally posted by eggmayo
*falls through room, hoping to make new friends*

Not particularly savvy.

*shies away from the clumsly interolper*

😛 😉

hello 😊

*walks away bleeding*

Originally posted by eggmayo
*walks away bleeding*

Hi Shellie!

I'm Moose...moosey....Da Moose...Mooseman....whatever you like.

*watches the bleeding Eggmayo walk by*

Uhh...ya'llright?

*clutches head* all i need is some tissue paper

uhhh....eggmayo...need a band-aid sweetie ?

hi moose , how you doing luv ?

Originally posted by eggmayo
*clutches head* all i need is some tissue paper

That's like saying I only need a ricecake to fill me up.

Now, I am a semi trained doctor...let me see that wound. 😈

Originally posted by shellie
uhhh....eggmayo...need a band-aid sweetie ?

hi moose , how you doing luv ?

Splendid thank you.

And yourself? 😄

bandaid would be good... and moosey - you keep your rotten hooves away from ma head!

Originally posted by eggmayo
bandaid would be good... and moosey - you keep your rotten hooves away from ma head!

It's the shock talking...now relax, this will only hurt a lot.

*takes out a saw*

My hooves are NOT ROTTEN! 😠

*falls down*

😂 now im doing great .....you just dont know how much i needed a good laugh and you 2 did it...thanks guys .

Originally posted by eggmayo
*falls down*

*Laughs at the little Dairy product guy and picks him up, places him on a sofa and walks away*

Originally posted by shellie
😂 now im doing great .....you just dont know how much i needed a good laugh and you 2 did it...thanks guys .

My job here is done...I'll bid you all adieu.

*goes to the window and leaps out*

*remembers belatedly he can't fly* 😱

*looks through window*
*dials 911*

Originally posted by eggmayo
*looks through window*
*dials 911*

*Still falling*

*throws matress out*
TRY AND LAND ON IT!

Originally posted by eggmayo
*throws matress out*
TRY AND LAND ON IT!

Still falling - looks at his watch...*

Come on Come ON! Where is the impact? I have to be somewhere!

*watches a mattress gaining air on him - not knowing where it came from*

Hmmmm....people are gonna be freaking down below...first a moose and now a mattress...