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*tries to think of witty reply*

Originally posted by eggmayo
*tries to think of witty reply*

LOL...I don't think there IS one for this...

*suddenly remembers he CAN fly*
(shut up, it's MY dream sequence)

*looks out of window*
*stares out of window*
whats that? is it a bird? is it a plane? no - its a flying moose!

*barely contains laughter....covers my mouth trying to hide it*

Originally posted by eggmayo
*looks out of window*
*stares out of window*
whats that? is it a bird? is it a plane? no - its a flying moose!

A flying moose in a kilt, carrying a severly stained mattress in his hands! (Where the hell did you get this thing anyhow??)

my grandads

Originally posted by eggmayo
my grandads

😱 😘

Umm...GROSS!

im outta here see ya mooseman!
*dives through window*
*hits parachute*

Originally posted by eggmayo
im outta here see ya mooseman!
*dives through window*
*hits parachute*

LOL...Later Eggster...

*hopes that Eggmayo won't find out it's Moose that replaced his parachute with an inflatable doll*

*drops*

Originally posted by eggmayo
*drops*

BLOW Up the doll! BLOW UP THE DOLL!!

🤣

*blows up doll*

aww... but it was so pretty

this aint a good parachute... im gonna hold you responsible you rotten hooved moose faced deer imitator!

HI!

hi

*kicks open door*
What...huh...What's going on in here? Blow up dolls, midgets, whip cream. Hey, this looks like my kind of shindig. Who's got some salad tongs?
💃

ME!!!! *hand over salad tongs*
you said tongs not thongs right?

Hi everyone! I'm new to this thread