hell ill just take over the ****in stock exchange n make wayne enterprises crash, there goes all tha money paah, n even if he has fireproof money stuffed in his suit or up his arse or wherever, hes still no match for me cause all that money's gonna be worth after im done with him is for payin for the operation to get his head {that i } shoved up his own ass, in its right place.
well of course if isnt all spent after that terrible operation{sumthin which i doubt very much, seein as how serious the procedure was} theres always the matter of his broken fingers and detached genitals lol. n stillllllllll if theres any money left then well, ill throw bruce a huge party in his room in the damn hospitals with hoes n beer, n u can NEVER have too much money to spend on booze.
Batman the Comic Book Character I would tear the book in half while saying.
"HA TAKE THAT CAPED CRUSADER!"
If Batman was a real guy well thats simple I would run away and hide and hope he wouldn't find me and then when he was so far down the road in his bat mobile he couldn't see me I would shout.
"AND DON'T COME BACK YOU LOSER UNLESS YOU WANT MORE OF THE SAME!"
Seriously this is Batman he has fought Cap to a stand still who is known as one of the most dangerous hand to hand fighters on the planet.
No matter how good you think you are (and if some of you are as good as your saying then I heart the UFC is hiring) theres always someone better.
And at the top of the martial arts mountain Batman sits on the throne!
srankmissingnin,
I know how fast he is and how strong he is and how powerful his punches are. I'm not that impressed.
I can faster than him and I can hit as hard as him.
He can hit with as much force as the greatest boxer?
This I doubt. Those stats on him are actually compared tomost humans,
And even the most mediocre human athletes acording to what they know at the time. Those stats don't mean much to me cause there are plenty of people who can outrun, outjump, outfight, out power, and speed the people who he is suppose to be superior to. I once saw him struggle to lift 450 lbs boulder and couldn't even move it.Ha. I lift that off the ground and shoulder shugg with that in some of my workouts and I'm only 170 lbs.
Hope to see his hand move?
You make me laugh, man.
I'm so fast, I can hit you and pull my hand back before your body motion jerks from the force of the punch. I really am that fast or else I wouldn't say I am. I could take way more than two punches from him.
He'd have to hit me two or three times just to have any effect on me, much less knock me out.
If he can whoop my A##, I"ll say it, but don't you try to make me out to be some weakling.
Maybe you put everyone else down cause Batman would whoop you that easily, but not me. I've taken alot harder hits than from his fist.
If he can beat me then he'll beat me, but I won't make it easy for him like those weak street level guys he's use to fighting.
Yes I called them weak cause "most" of them are.