Batman versus You

well if its worth anything, i can punch 5 times in a second{accurate} while havin full contact strength and impulse and these r full length punches{bruce lee cud punch 8 times a sec, but im not that good yet}, n once when i was mad, i punched through a solid wooden door which was almost 3 inches thick, plus in good condition, ive lifted 175 kg{i know i know, not as good as batman but still brute strength is not all tha matters} and i can jump pretty well too, plus im not a stupid show off and idd rather use more effective munches than lesser affective showing off kicks.

Originally posted by Heracles
Yes of course Holy spandex scoobles your right!

But in case the "POW" fails to get the job done I have a "WHAM" and a "KABOOM" as back up.

Now quick to the Batmobile lets nail this fool!

"KABOOM"......... let's not get crazy here.......... we just want to beat him..... not blow up the city

batman

The "KABOOM" is a failsafe weapon if the "POW and the "WHAM" fail we would be killed to but hey at least we'd get a draw!

Originally posted by leonheartmm
well if its worth anything, i can punch 5 times in a second{accurate} while havin full contact strength and impulse and these r full length punches{bruce lee cud punch 8 times a sec, but im not that good yet}, n once when i was mad, i punched through a solid wooden door which was almost 3 inches thick, plus in good condition, ive lifted 175 kg{i know i know, not as good as batman but still brute strength is not all tha matters} and i can jump pretty well too, plus im not a stupid show off and idd rather use more effective munches than lesser affective showing off kicks.

Your only 17 right?

Tell ya what guys, why do we need to read comics and watch cartoons when we've got real life supermen among us...?

You guys oughta be out at night patrolling the streets and protecting people from muggings using your enhanced speed and fighting abilities!

Obviously a mere group of thugs on the street would be of no consequence to some of the warriors we have posting on this here forum! 😄

ZephroCarnelian
Don't be sarcastic.
People are better than other peopl at stuff all the time, that doesn't make them superinhanced human and sh@t like that, man.

You won't except the fact that someone on this thread might actually be trained in "Real" fighting techniques and actually be capable of defeating someone like batman or daredevil. Bruce lee could punch that many time in a second. Batman has never demonstrated any thing like that.
So him being the "perfect human specimen" is bullsh#t.

He dodges bullets regularly, no one can really dodge a bullet without superhuman reflexes.
He might be able to move before the guy pulls the trigger from a distance and the bullet will go where he was standing. Hell people do that all the time. I know this guy that got shot at by his girl friend and he was running around and the bullets were missing him. She had unloaded the revolver and hadn't even hit him. That doesn' t mean he can actually "dodge" bullets as in faster than them. It just means that if you runn around really fast like a scared idiot the shooter can miss you repeatedly.

I don't claim to be some super-mofo. I just know what I can do and what I can't. I also, know what Batman can do and I'm not all that impressed. He is good, I'll give him that, He might whoop me, but that doesn't mean that I can't whoop him.

If he were spiderman, I'd run cause I'm not stupid, but Batman is no superhuman, so I could knock him out if I went all out, man.

That is all I'm saying.
😎

actually im gonna turn 17 in july, lol, yea its usrprising but well i was in that shape about 5 months ago, but i havent worked out for a long time or trained. i used to practice like crazy to do all this stuff, n yea even though im 16 n havent stayed in shape lately, i still can lift 150 kgs without breakin a sweat.

The fact still remains that he's a comic book character. With all his training and feats he's obviously above real human fighters.

Fair enough dude.

But Batman lives to fight evil.

His life and the lives of others depend on his skill and ability to defeat his enemy.

Plsu, he's super-rich, with all the resources he would ever need to train and become a better fighter than anyone else.

In all reality, he will be a better fighter than you, because that's his job.

Sorry for sounding sarcastic earlier - I just think that if people had the skills of comic-book characters, then wed have real superheroes rescuing people.

I'm not belittling your fighting skills - I'm never a man to insult people. If you say that you can fight, then I'll believe you all the way.

Man, before I became a Christian, I trained in Seven Star Mantis Kung Fu, Wing Chun and TaiChi - and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I just know that no matter how good a civilian is at martial arts, someone from the SAS would kick their ass, cos that's what their entire lives are centred around.

Same goes for Batman.

You see where I'm coming from, right?

actually, no human can dodge a bullet once its fired, dodgin bullets is an art that actually lets u judge WHEN a person is gonna fire a bullet exactly before its fired n then think of a possible meneuvere to get out of its path, its more psychological than physical, n again, just for the record, NO HUMAN BEING CAN DODGE A BULLET ONCE ITS BEEN FIRED.

zephrocarnilian, wud u believe it if i told i that ive kicked the ass of a CQC{close quarters combat} veteran instructor for the delta force in a fair fight? plus ive kicked the asses of to world championship qualifying karate and teakwondo fighters?

well ofcourse u wont believe me but i dont need any1 else to believe me, i know what im capable of{actually i fantasize sumtimes of fightin a real true martial artist[one who really knows his stuff]}

That's true - human muscles can't contract quick enough to dodge a bullet.

But you're right - if you can tell when they're about to fire, you can dodge just BEFORE it fires.

But even better than that - just jump and dive all over the place and grab what cover you can lol!

Or - best of all - just live in Britain and don't worry about bloody guns lol!

hey no 1 was accusin u of insultin an1 in the first place zeprocornilian, breathe easy

lol, i didnt think britian was that safe

Wow. I feel sorry for America if it has soldiers like that protecting them.

No offence, but a sixteen yr old against a veteran combat instructor? If you were that good, y didn't they hire you on the spot? Or single you out for special training?

And honestly, I'm not saying I don't believe you - I'm not into accusing people of lying - but if you can beat world seeds of MAs, then why aren't you a world champ yourself?

Peace dude.

Originally posted by jplatinum
I know this guy that got shot at by his girl friend and he was running around and the bullets were missing him. She had unloaded the revolver and hadn't even hit him. That doesn' t mean he can actually "dodge" bullets as in faster than them. It just means that if you runn around really fast like a scared idiot the shooter can miss you repeatedly.

or it may just be that she missed cos guns aren't meant for chicks....... lol.......😄

jk

i take it a lot of you posters are from the United States........ how do you feel about the fact that almost anyone there can own a gun?

personally i think it's insane

It is madness.

And Leon - it IS safe here.

Far far safer than in the states.

There's pretty much no gun violence whatsoever because handguns are illegal.

Man - the police will arrest you for carrying a plastic gun toy.

hell, the only place you might even see a gun is at the airport..... apart from there the only people who have them are specially trained armed response police officers....... and the military (obviously) but you don't see much of them

well first off im not interested in world championship fights, secondly i dont really have a perfect body, actually im one of the most screwed up physiques 1 can have both in structure and in immunity to disease, im sick most of the time and my bones are all in the wrong places n i cant stretch too well{considerin that i still cant completely tretch both legs after trainin for 4 years} but even though i was screwed in most departments i still loved martial arts n stuff n i trained alone, i trained my body n mind n stuff, i thought a LOT about physical n mental thinhs involved in situations, n well thas y i cud do a lot of stuff{most of it isnt flashy cause of my lack of flexibilty and personal choice in more effective stuff}, i was trainin so damn hard that actually mu muscles were becomin hazordous to my bones, n well i decided to quit like a year ago but i cudnt really quit until five motnhs ago, cause it was all getin outta hand and takin a toll on me. and anyway, i havent really ever trained formally in martial arts, its just most of the stuff i make myself{n its effective}, plus im not interested in competin in tournaments or gettin fame, fightin is just my own personal thing and sumthin i dont wanna show off to other people cause when u show off, than the true purpose to fighting is lost and u become an entertainer who gains fame or sumthin like that

bein a world champ is just show off, when ur a fighter u fight for the sake of fighting n not for showin to other people that ur strong. n thas a pure motive i think