Batman versus You

Started by ZephroCarnelian30 pages

Fairdoes man.

But just because some military guy didn't go all out on you, don't think they're not awesome fighters.

You can take the greatest martial artists in the world. An SAS trooper will drop him quick, because he's a killer. He doesn't do it for fun.

And yeah - if you're training by yourself without an exp. instructor, then you should be careful. You can end up hurting yourself by training in ways your body really doesn't like.

Anyway - let's get back to the thread lol!

im not sayin theyr not awesome fighters, theyr better than most{not all} martial artists, for the simple reason, they go for effective rather than flashy{n he did go all out on me, lol, mustv hurt his ego or sumthin, but he reall did get wild after some time, which was EXACTLY y it was so easy for me to win, he lost his focus}

back to topic, i still think that id atleast put up a decent fight even without gettin crazy

I guess we can make an new thread...leonheartmm VS Captain America. Or jplatinum VS Lady Shiva.

Batman is the world's most accomplished and skilled martial artist. Sure Richard Dragon and Lady Shiva are true masters but they master only a few styles and know a smattering of styles. However Batman is the pinnacle of true masters. He is the highest master in 127 major martial arts styles and he knows at least quadruple amount of other styles he can utilize when needed. He is an accomplished master who has made a style of fighting for himself. He observes and watches his opponents, using their styles against themselves and then switches styles to best counter their own. However, the biggest threat in Batman's martial arts skills is the fact that he can study and learn and then defeat the opponent. Only the masters like Shiva and Master Girigi's ninjas have given Batman a run for his money. He can use a style or a plethora or go full bore and use all of his skills, also this fact makes him an unconventional and unpredictable opponent, quite capable of using Karate and then switching to Aikido, from there to Jujutsu and then Capoeira and from there to Jeet Kune Do and from there Crane and Tiger style and maybe even Drunken boxing. While combating Batman, you do not face a style, you face different styles intermeshed into a fine art, a poetry of motion and discipline. From Aikido to Yaw-Yan, Batman is the most dangerous combatant on Earth. Many obscure specialties of forms and skills are in his possession. He is the master, second to Master Kirigi himself, in the art of the Whispering Hand. This punch can obliterate bodies, destroy the whole target or the real inside. Or it can be used to knock out, cause heart attacks. Only Kirigi and Batman have progressed in this art to this level. The Tiger Fist he learnt from H'Sien Tan in the Himalayas also. The Tiger is punch that can destroy anything, from wood to granite. It is reputedly the most difficult upper cut style punch ever devised. It requires the wielder to know his body, to completely and utterly be in tune with himself and the surround world in order to succeed and then there is the Leopard Punch. It is Lady Shiva's trademark and yet Batman is the one who's mastered this technique to the level that not only is he lethal, he can disarm and disable opponents with it, a level of mastery Shiva refuses to learn. Then there are other techniques the Bat uses, to disarm and disable opponents: from spinning attacks to arm locks to pins. All in all, he is a one-man army.

When a martial artist reaches a special level, he becomes enlightened. He knows the history of his art, the masters and their styles. Like them Batman has reached and went well beyond that level. Batman has the ability to mimic different masters' styles of fighting, their conduct even to the level of fooling other masters. Also he can look a combatant and judge his or her flaws and exploit them, but he can also see the style, what style it is and who has taught him or her. This has given him leads in the past and will do so in the future.

To add to the things, Cain taught Bruce to read his opponents' moves and body language. He's not as well taught as Cassandra Cain but he is almost as good as Cain in this field. Furthermore Batman's skill in the Haragei, the hyper expansion of senses, and the Kiai, the ability to feel someone's intent long before it happens, this is called Sakki. This means that Batman has the ability to control the fight in any which way and he is even able to, thanks to his training, take the combat from the physical plain to the mental level, as demonstrated in Legends of the Bat: Tao pt 2. Here Batman demonstrated his near full capabilities as he took the combat to the mental plane, his Sakki, Kiai and Haragei turning the combat into a contest of wills. No physical punches were thrown but after that exhausting battle, Batman emerged victorious. Sakki is the intent, but in many ways it can be utilized quite a lot like the Chi into projecting the mental energy into someone else.

Read it carefully...and then say that you can beat him.

Narcissist.

Originally posted by Scoobless
or it may just be that she missed cos guns aren't meant for chicks....... lol.......😄

jk

i take it a lot of you posters are from the United States........ how do you feel about the fact that almost anyone there can own a gun?

personally i think it's insane

I live here in Nevada, and it's pretty much a 1 to 5 ratio here with guns. 1 out 5 adults here own guns. Nevada in general has a low crime rate with guns if you minus Las Vegas. Nevada is an open carry state and it's pretty much kept the crime rate low in Northern Nevada. I have a CCW(concealed weapons permit). I own a few guns. Guns aren't insane. It's the retards who use them for stupid reasons that are insane.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Anyway, I'd probably, Watch how Batman stands, study his feet, then I'd rush in at him and throw a few decoy punches to draw him in. I'd immediatley jump back and see if he would come in and try to do something. If he did, I'd spinning back sweep him, using centrifical force of my spin(Cadre taught me that) to gain more speed and force.
This would sent him up off his feet and down on the ground(even batman has to comply with physics and the laws of gravity).
Once he is on the ground I'd move it quick and kick him or grab his leg and submission lock him til he gives up.
If he broke my submission lock(highly unlike, but then again this is batman) I'd try to go toe to toe with him using my superior speed.
Speed can quickly determine the outcome of a confrontation.
If he disabled my speed then I'd uses my strength and power on him combined with my skill. He knows all types of martial-art, but he can still be outmatched or outskilled.Plus, I can take alot of damage before I give up. so i'd fight him til I won or I got k'o'ed.

Hmm... I don't know if you could put that good of a fight up against Batman, no offense. His body is as physically toned and powerful as is possible, he's pushed his body to the limits, not only to mention the fact that he's mastered every style of martial arts. [EDIT:] Oh, you said that. <_<[/EDIT] Batman's pretty fast, too...

Batman is on paper right, well this is what I will do put him in a shredder. I win.

I'd trip him up the kick him in the crotch then run to find robin and beat him up.
dick grayson robin he's really annoying espeacailly in the campy TV show

Originally posted by Sentry
I live here in Nevada, and it's pretty much a 1 to 5 ratio here with guns. 1 out 5 adults here own guns. Nevada in general has a low crime rate with guns if you minus Las Vegas. Nevada is an open carry state and it's pretty much kept the crime rate low in Northern Nevada. I have a CCW(concealed weapons permit). I own a few guns. Guns aren't insane. It's the retards who use them for stupid reasons that are insane.

what do you mean by "Low crime rate with guns"? how many gun crimes were there last year?

i never said guns were insane..... but i think that letting almost anyone have access to them is

is there really a need for there to be a law that lets anyone carry a weapon that can kill anyone they meet?

this is the critera i found on that permit you have:

Are residents of Nevada
At least 21 years of age
Are not a convicted felon in any jurisdiction
Do not suffer from any mental illness
Are not an illegal alien
Shows competence in handling a firearm by completing an approved firearms safety-training program that meets the minimum state requirements

found this:

"Federal Gun Crime Prosecutions Have Increased Significantly Every Year Under Project Safe Neighborhoods. From FY 2000 to FY 2003, federal firearms prosecutions increased by 68 percent. In FY 2003, the Justice Department filed over 10,500 federal firearms cases—the highest number ever recorded by the Department. The number of defendants charged with federal gun crimes rose from approximately 10,600 to over 13,000 from FY 2002 to FY 2003, a record increase of almost 23 percent"

it's from this

U.S. Department of Justice

United States Attorney
District of Nevada

http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/nv/home/pressrelease/june2004/psn061804.htm

No one take what I say as a particular offense.
I just try to prove my points, Please don't think I'm a lame cat or a jacka$$.
I apologize to any who I offend. Sometimes I get amped up when arguing my point across.

We all cool.
I hope?!?

😛eace:
Be 😎

Originally posted by jplatinum
No one take what I say as a particular offense.
I just try to prove my points, Please don't think I'm a lame cat or a jacka$$.
I apologize to any who I offend. Sometimes I get amped up when arguing my point across.

We all cool.
I hope?!?

😛eace:
Be 😎

what the hell are you referring to?................. lol

I'm talkin' about some of my angry ass comments.
Don't take them in particular personally.
I just get upset when I'm trying to prove a point, sometimes.

That's what I meant.

But I still could probably whoop batman, if I went all out.
Cause I'm that good and that fast.
"Speed kills".

Yeah. You must be joking. 🙂

Oh and I ain't joking.
Bet I'm faster than you.
The time I post(.25 seconds, thats less than .3 seconds.)
was a modest time. I'm faster than that actually.
How fast can you throw a punch at full force, not a wimpy punch.

Faster-then-me, yeah.

Faster-then-Batman, no.

I never tried to say that I am better in anything then you are.

Am faster than batman.
Or just as fast, if not faster.

BTw. This fight isn't between me and 100 ninjas, its between me and Batman. One man, not 100, so stop talkin' anout the ninjas.
If me and Batman were to go toe-to-toe unarmed h2h combat,I would go all out and most likely win.
I don't care what you say cause you're not even a fighter.
I've fought for money and won plenty of times.
I've embarassed fighters bigger than me and fighters who thought they were faster than me realized that they couldn't even hit me.
I've fought half and full contact,not the points(points is cool, but I perfer to really hit with force). I give Batman his props, don't think I don't cause Batman is a bad dude and all, but I know I could beat him.
This is not what I think, its' what I know.

I don't throw regular super slow punches.
I turned my punches into a reflex, cuase that makes them much much faster. Its in your techique.
Did you know that with human reflexes some people can punch over 100 m.p.h., yet, everyone else usually only punches top speed of 20 m.p.h.-30 m.p.h.
I mastered the art of turning movements like punches and blocks into reflexes. Thats' what Master Bruce Lee taught in JKD, to cut out the useless crap and got from point a to point b. If you don't know this then, there is no hope for you, Crawler.

Maybe Batman knows this, maybe he doesn't, I never see his punches move that fast. I know this, I apply this. My punches can move at 100 m.p.h. some probably faster.

BTw. I'm not trying to sound like some super crazy person. I'm just quoting science, the science of reflexes and punch technique, and the science of JKD. I'm quoting what I know and what I apply to my punches.
Don't believe me, Go back and read my earlier post from a few pages back, and try it, practice fro a long time(2-6weeks) See how fast your punches will fly.
H3ll, you cna get a speedometer/speed radar and test the speed if you want to.

You would all get your asses kicked!

It is hilarious reading the amount of delusional fighting skills you guys have! Ripping apart Batman with your bare hands! We are comic fans! Together we have the martial arts skills of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite! He thought he was good, too!

Batman would kick ALL of our asses!

who is Kip?

I can kick Chritian Bale's a$$ and his fancy movie fighting any day of the week, but not adult Bats if he were real. Teenager Bats maybe.