Well if DD were a real person with the powers and training he has in the comic then I would do one of two things.
Get on my knees and beg him not to hit me.
S**t myself and hope the smell put him off touching me or even better overwhelmed his enhanced senses staggering him and giving me time to run for my very life!
On typing this I would most probably do both!
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
What about David Bowie?
Silly.
Real Name: Thrice D
Occupation: Insurance salesman/jellied eels stall proprietor
Identity: Secret
Legal Status: Decent
Place of Birth: London
Group Affiliation: British Legion
Base of Operations: London
First Appearance: Superb Tales #23
History: After losing out on the warranty to an Argos Toaster/Kettle combo, DDD pledged to right the wrongs of the system, by day as an insurance salesman, by night as an ever vigilant jellied eels selling bad ass.
Height: 5ft 9.
Weight: 154 lbs.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Nah
Stregnth Level: Some
Known Superhuman Powers: Potentially, DDD can do anything conceivable, as long as his power source- Morning Meadow Glades Airwicks- are close at hand. Otherwise, he is vulnerable to heat attacks, and physical attacks of sufficient magnitude.
Daredevil is not a god, he can bleed, he can be beaten by someone without super powers. Stop talking as if he can beat everyone so easily.
Those guys he fights are regular people based on the writer's knowledge of most regular people. There are people who are not just run-in-the-mill joe schmoe people.
Like roy jones before he lost his speed and his belt. Try Ali, or George foreman, or Marciano, or bruce lee.
I'd like to see daredevil beat anyone of them. He wouldn't.
Yeah flippin' around in the air and twirling from buildings and whooping weak sorry no-trained -no-fighting skill- people is great, but what happens when he meets a real person that trains extra hard and is gifted with great genes. He can find out that the taste of getting knocked out is not very refreshing. It is a fact that some people on this forum may/will get beat-to-a-pulp by Daredevil or batman, but that doesn't mean that we all will. If you think that and put everyone in the same boat, than you truley are the most ignorant person of all.
Btw. What I posted was based on my own personal knowledge of my fighting ability. I'm not superhuman and don't have powers or some sh#t, but I know I'm capable of defeating a fighter like daredevil.
He isn't so great. I've seen nothing to really make me think"hmmm. I don't stand a chance. He is a god. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the earth.Hm. He can knock me out without even touching me. He can k.o. me just by looking at me. He is super-f#$kin' incredible."
Man, get a clue. The guy is still only human and susceptible to a Faster-than-normal really fast fist clocking him in the head or throat or nuts.
Dude, get a clue, man.
He's not superman or spiderman or some somebody like that.
I don't think this thread really applies to me, as I am really Superman. And Batman. And some other people too. So I would simply flick Daredevil into the sun. Then go beat up Galactus, as I am Superman. But for such a mighty foe, I would need some prep time and the amazing Batmanese intellect. I'd think of something and win. (haha I love superman. And Batman.)
And in regards to Thrice D... haha, that's awesome.
Oh, and to Mr Streetfighterbadass (last name Ninjaciagodslayer), the problem is hittin Daredevil. Olympian level athlete who constantly fights people. He probly can't take a whole lot of hits in the junk, but give him some credit. And again, the dude has some amazing dodging skills. Just tell me a punch is harder to dodge than somethin Bullseye's chucking at you...