Originally posted by jplatinum
Hey scoobless,
you changed your picture again?!?Anyway, Like the Zoidberg.
Can you do Bender.
That dude is crazy.
Saw the one where he became pharaoh. That was funny.
my Bender's a little rusty................ lol ............. 😂
yeah i changed my pic............... and i may change it again
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"Thank God all these ex-ninjas and street fighters take a break from wrestling bears and infiltrating in former Russia to teach us, normal KMC members and not trained assassins like some other KMC-members, a thing or two about Close Quarter Combat."
Oh man that was funny. I was rolling on the ground for like 2 minutes. good stuff.
"Get on my knees and beg him not to hit me.
**t myself and hope the smell put him off touching me or even better overwhelmed his enhanced senses staggering him and giving me time to run for my very life!
On typing this I would most probably do both!"
excellent strategy it's right up there with what i had in mind, the begging and pleading fighting technique.
seriously, anyone who thinks that they'de had a chance against DD is more dillusional than a wolverine fanboy. This guy has fought against things that would give us nightmares for the rest of our lives, we'd be walking jokes to him.
on the other hand, i may have a chance at beating DD since my imaginar----I mean invisible friend mortimore has my back. His powers are limitless.
Originally posted by jplatinum
Daredevil is not a god, he can bleed, he can be beaten by someone without super powers. Stop talking as if he can beat everyone so easily.
Those guys he fights are regular people based on the writer's knowledge of most regular people. There are people who are not just run-in-the-mill joe schmoe people.
Like roy jones before he lost his speed and his belt. Try Ali, or George foreman, or Marciano, or bruce lee.
I'd like to see daredevil beat anyone of them. He wouldn't.
Yeah flippin' around in the air and twirling from buildings and whooping weak sorry no-trained -no-fighting skill- people is great, but what happens when he meets a real person that trains extra hard and is gifted with great genes. He can find out that the taste of getting knocked out is not very refreshing. It is a fact that some people on this forum may/will get beat-to-a-pulp by Daredevil or batman, but that doesn't mean that we all will. If you think that and put everyone in the same boat, than you truley are the most ignorant person of all.Btw. What I posted was based on my own personal knowledge of my fighting ability. I'm not superhuman and don't have powers or some sh#t, but I know I'm capable of defeating a fighter like daredevil.
He isn't so great. I've seen nothing to really make me think"hmmm. I don't stand a chance. He is a god. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the earth.Hm. He can knock me out without even touching me. He can k.o. me just by looking at me. He is super-f#$kin' incredible."Man, get a clue. The guy is still only human and susceptible to a Faster-than-normal really fast fist clocking him in the head or throat or nuts.
Dude, get a clue, man.He's not superman or spiderman or some somebody like that.
Could you beat hundreds of ninjas alone?
Don't know.
If they are unarmed maybe.
Depends on their level of skill, power,speed, etc.
Their are factors to consider in that stuff.
everyone isn't exactly the same, what maybe beat one person may not beat the next, what maybe hurt one person may not even phase the next. Its the same way in "REAL LIFE". Some people may be k.o.'d or kill by a hard bat to the head. While some people can actually be hit hard by a bat to the head and it won't do much of anything besides piss them off. This is true. There are lots of things that are true for some people that aren't for others. It depends on your own personal makeup.
Some people have extra-ordinary chins(Degree of punishment they can take) and some people are little wussies who get hurt by the slightest thing.Think about this, Ali could take incredible punishment from Foreman,who was a human punching machine, any of these punches could've easily killed a regular person who is not trained to be top-level tough. Mike tyson used to be able to take point blank knockout punches to the face and all it did was make him pissed off to the point where he just tore his opponents apart in the ring in like seconds.
I'm not speaking fantasy bullsh@t, I'm just speaking truths. Things that have been proven. Like different people can take different levels of pain, do things far better than others, do things that others cannot.
H#ll some people can lift like 500 lbs over their heads, Paul Anderson bench pressed over 1000 lbs and is considered the strongest man in the world. Marciano hit with more force than a armor-piercing bullet and considered to have one of the hardest punches pound for pound on earth. Its all fact.
Anyway, I won't say I can take on hundreds of ninjas, cause that would be a lie, but I can say that if I had to, I'd do everything I could to survive. I seriously doubt it though.
So you never know.I'm not one for lying about what I can do like some people, I admit my strengths and my weaknesses. I'd probably get curbstomped by "hundreds "of ninjas.Who knows. But I damn sure won't just stand there and die.
"A man dies once, but a coward dies 1,000 deaths"
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In this article it explains why katanas are overrated.
And seeing as an anti-tank round is piercing and katana is a cutting weapon, don't think you're going to do jack to a tank.
swanky tuna, i know a thing or 2 about how katanas are forged and trust me when i say that this guy DOESNT KNOW WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT, his main point is to make the european weapons come on par with the katana, it is true that many katans chip and wear, but that all depends on its quality, its true that its just steal and he makes the point of sayin that the harder it is, the more brittle it gets n thas true, but get this. A KATANA IS FOLDED UNTIL IT HAS"2000 INDIVIDUAL LAYERS OF STEEL MAKING THE LENGTH OF THE BLADE" THIS WAY BOTH BRITTLE AND SOFT LAYERS COMBINE TO FORM A BLADE THAT CAN BE CHARPENED TO AN EXTENT THAT OTHER SWORDS CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT WITHOUT DANGER OF THE EDGE BREAKING, PLUS THE KATANA CAN BE BENDED ALLLLL THE WAY TO A 90 DEGREE ANGLE WITHOUT SNAPPING!!!!!!! which means that u have both characteristics of hard steel and soft steel blades, and the 2000 folds{and they are present only in the very BEST of katanas} give it unmatched structural strength. thas y if u let a fine silk fabric just fall on the length of a katana blade, even though its floating, its will be perfectly cut so finely in half that the two pieces fall to the floor without losing any momentum{incidently a silk cloth is harder to cut than an inch thich iron sheet}