Daredevil versus You

I'd simply do what I always do in a fight.

Turn green and grow to HUGE proportions, then use my vast radiation enhanced muscles to squash him like the bug he is.

Simple.

That's funny because when I get into a fight I shrink to a third my normal size, turn purple, and play a happy ditty on my butterfly powered mandolin that makes everyone giggle.

So HE'S the murderer...

Good tactic, but lacking in the wow factor.

Plus - there's the added danger that your opponent doesn't like midgets, purple or folk music....

The mandolin is powered by butterflys and no one escapes its giggle powers.

Would it make even Batman giggle...?

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Would it make even Batman giggle...?

so it doesn't have the omni-giggle function? you should really upgrade man!....... that thing must be at least 6 years old........... my nuclear harp has omni-giggle AND savage-beast-soothery enhancements

Soothing... eh... that's for amatuers. I specialize in giggles and the mandolin is all I need.

lol.

But can you raise the giggles whilst doing a jig?

Nope. It all rides on the giggles. My only weakness is robits because they can't giggle but the giggles can still attack them straight out.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Nope. It all rides on the giggles. My only weakness is robits because they can't giggle but the giggles can still attack them straight out.

Robits? are those like mechanical rabbits?...... lol

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
You died many times?

Originally posted by Scoobless
Robits? are those like mechanical rabbits?...... lol

i do THEE greatest Zoidberg impersonation

Really? Show us! 😉

there............ did you see it?

i'll do it again.......... watch closely

Your are indeed the very Image of Zoidberg I bow to your talent!

Hey scoobless,
you changed your picture again?!?

Anyway, Like the Zoidberg.

Can you do Bender.
That dude is crazy.
Saw the one where he became pharaoh. That was funny.

Btw. ZephroCarnelian, Wasn't trying to be harsh or particularly offensive just wanted to prove a point, man.

We cool.

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