If I were an evil overlord...

Started by PrinceofBlades10 pages
Originally posted by Demarthl
sorry im not in the rolep[laying mood tonight, i dont either want to be banned arguin with some foolish religious punk either, i'll kiss oyur feet tommorow... if you make him hush whiule i rid myself of a hangover 😊

(Your lucky I left the room, or you wouldn't know the relief of you ridding yourself of that hangover.)

Originally posted by Demarthl
sorry im not in the rolep[laying mood tonight, i dont either want to be banned arguin with some foolish religious punk either, i'll kiss oyur feet tommorow... if you make him hush whiule i rid myself of a hangover 😊

[not a problem Mike, I don't care if you're not in the role playing mood, I'll kick ya ass anyways 😄, we'll be easy on ya]

Whoa... I just got lost there... Sorry, am I supposed to do something???

Not anymore

Originally posted by Mist
can i be your advisor😄

If you so please, but I shall make you bow down to my lightsaber spoon...nah, you can join if you feel like it. I trust my advisors more than other Overlords do, so expect a dental plan. 😄

Then a heroine called Alecto will rise with a rebels and kick your sorry vain arse, then take over and marry Darth Vader ✅

Then escape with Elvis and Vader in an UFO.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
(Your lucky I left the room, or you wouldn't know the relief of you ridding yourself of that hangover.)

just stfu pawn

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
[not a problem Mike, I don't care if you're not in the role playing mood, I'll kick ya ass anyways 😄, we'll be easy on ya]

anyday Ken ^^ i love ya, and im rolling onto the bed now, night y'all

Coldfire blinks. "Is there anything I can do for you, my Overlord?"

Well, lance *yawns* I will carry out the assasination attempt first thing tommorrow, I will dispatch my gaurdians to follow her, and when I wake up at 6:30 eastern time, She will be the first site I see, her head that is.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
If you so please, but I shall make you bow down to my lightsaber spoon...nah, you can join if you feel like it. I trust my advisors more than other Overlords do, so expect a dental plan. 😄

excellent...i like the perks of this job...dental plan..*rubs hands*

hmm...bowing to a spoon.....ok...since it IS a lightsaber...😄

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Then a heroine called Alecto will rise with a rebels and kick your sorry vain arse, then take over and marry Darth Vader ✅

Then escape with Elvis and Vader in an UFO.

*pulls out his gun and takes lil b out*

Never come to my fortress and gloat about wanting to overthrow me and not be prepared to die.

*turns to Mist*

Adviser! How is it that all these random pheasants are finding my fortress of evil?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Not anymore
*raises an eyebrow*

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Well, lance *yawns* I will carry out the assasination attempt first thing tommorrow, I will dispatch my gaurdians to follow her, and when I wake up at 6:30 eastern time, She will be the first site I see, her head that is.

Very well, just make sure this job is taken care of, I don't want to see you here again until her head is at my feet.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
Very well, just make sure this job is taken care of, I don't want to see you here again until her head is at my feet.
and what of me, O mighty one? what shall my task be... 🥷

Coldfire stands there, waiting for her orders....

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
[QUOTE=3633896]Originally posted by lil bitchiness
[B]Then a heroine called Alecto will rise with a rebels and kick your sorry vain arse, then take over and marry Darth Vader ✅

Then escape with Elvis and Vader in an UFO.

*pulls out his gun and takes lil b out*

Never come to my fortress and gloat about wanting to overthrow me and not be prepared to die.

*turns to Mist*

Adviser! How is it that all these random pheasants are finding my fortress of evil? [/B][/QUOTE] Im not IN your fortress - im conjuring a plan. Besides, when i DO invade, im coming with an army. beware and you will fall...under my super sexy, pink glowing, double edged lighsaber....B!TCH!

Beast Within, Coldfire stand guard over the fortress and kill anyone trying to enter. There is no one expected tonight, so all those who shall try to pass are trespassers.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
*pulls out his gun and takes lil b out*

Never come to my fortress and gloat about wanting to overthrow me and not be prepared to die.

*turns to Mist*

Adviser! How is it that all these random pheasants are finding my fortress of evil?

Wait I thought we said we were putting out a sign, did we send out a memo? lol jk. I will deal with it my lord. Beast within, make sure that no one with an appointment with the Overlord, does not leave here alive.

Im not IN your fortress - im conjuring a plan. Besides, when i DO invade, im coming with an army. beware and you will fall...under my super sexy, pink glowing, double edged lighsaber....B!TCH!

You're free to try, but letting me know of your plans only gives me time to come up with a counterplan.

This is why I am the Overlord and you my fair lady are just a winch. (once again, just for fun, I love you Milla!)

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
Beast Within, Coldfire stand guard over the fortress and kill anyone trying to enter. There is no one expected tonight, so all those who shall try to pass are trespassers.

Great minds think alike. Good night my lord. Beast within, and Coldfire. You best not fail us, but more so me.