If I were an evil overlord...

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™

*turns to Mist*

Adviser! How is it that all these random pheasants are finding my fortress of evil?

im sorry my lord.....still reading the rules of being a trusted advisor....

umm....*points somewhere* look guys! evil fortress that way! quick go!

Coldfire grins. "I know exactly what I can do to protect the fortress," she says. She goes off to work her spells.

Yes, we need to move to a new location sometime soon. Make this a fake fortress while we are safely secure in a secret area.

I don't think it was wise saying that out loud.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
You're free to try, but letting me know of your plans only gives me time to come up with a counterplan.

This is why I am the Overlord and you my fair lady are just a winch. (once again, just for fun, I love you Milla!)

We'll see about that! Read my siggy - those who kill will die, and those who win will be defeted...it is the law of Karma, it is the law of the Universe beware and im here to enforce it....

......with my super sexy, pink glowing doube edged lightsaber...

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
Beast Within, Coldfire stand guard over the fortress and kill anyone trying to enter. There is no one expected tonight, so all those who shall try to pass are trespassers.

*dissapears into the shadows*

lets jynx this place so that if the good guys want to use this as there hiding place it crumbles with them in it.

Coldfire puts spells all over the castle, making it nearly impenetrable.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I don't think it was wise saying that out loud.

But then again, I could be just saying that as a ruse to any rebel spies who may be listening in on this very conversation.

I would never be so foolish as to give away the true location of my fortress.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
But then again, I could be just saying that as a ruse to any rebel spies who may be listening in on this very conversation.

I would never be so foolish as to give away the true location of my fortress.

"Of course you wouldn't my Lord; you are much too clever for that," Coldfire says, returning.

i must take my annual leave now...😄

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
We'll see about that! Read my siggy - those who kill will die, and those who win will be defeted...it is the law of Karma, it is the law of the Universe beware and im here to enforce it....

......with my super sexy, pink glowing doube edged lightsaber...

Herein lies your problem. You are saying you have come to kill me, because I have ordered many men, women, and children to their deaths. And that all those who kill will die, if you are to be the one to kill me, then you are a contradiction to your own law of Karma. You kill me and you will suffer a million horrible deaths at the hands of my elite warriors. I shall see you in hell if that day were to ever come to be.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
Herein lies your problem. You are saying you have come to kill me, because I have ordered many men, women, and children to their deaths. And that all those who kill will die, if you are to be the one to kill me, then you are a contradiction to your own law of Karma. You kill me and you will suffer a million horrible deaths at the hands of my elite warriors. I shall see you in hell if that day were to ever come to be.

Hahaha, well placed but be careful, the pools of hell aren't ment to be waited for.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones.

My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon.

Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragon of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

I will not gloat over my enemies predicament before killing them.

When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought, I'll shoot him and then say "No."

After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled, "Danger: Don Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will clearly not be labelled as such.

I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel room well outside my border will work just as well.

Feel free to add your own.

I would kill anyone who does n ot share my thoughts!jm 😈

yes, be very careful......

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
I would kill anyone who does n ot share my thoughts!jm 😈

Than you would do best to leave.

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
I would kill anyone who does n ot share my thoughts!jm 😈

*apears out of the shadows*

Not wise at all...... *walks around room, idly playing with a mage light*

Originally posted by Coldfire
Not wise at all...... *walks around room, idly playing with a mage light*

*takes out chinese stars*