If I were an evil overlord...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Hahaha, well placed but be careful, the pools of hell aren't ment to be waited for.

Of course Commander, I trust in you and the Legion of Terror to protect the fortress and myself.

"Of course, my Lord. The fortress is fairly well protected, and full of mage traps and spells for the unwary who are not wanted here."

I shall inform you later on who all is allowed to come to the dark fortress.

For the moment I am needed elsewhere.

"Yes my Lord."

*dissapears into the shadows*

*wanders off, still playing with a mage light*

*comes back from holidays*

um.....can i kill something?

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
Herein lies your problem. You are saying you have come to kill me, because I have ordered many men, women, and children to their deaths. And that all those who kill will die, if you are to be the one to kill me, then you are a contradiction to your own law of Karma. You kill me and you will suffer a million horrible deaths at the hands of my elite warriors. I shall see you in hell if that day were to ever come to be.

He who kills will be killed and he who wins will be defeted - if someone (anyone) kill a warlord who has murdered/raped, its a balance in Karma. That person will also be killed at some point, and if not, it will re-live antohter life.

Second of all - Buddhism does not believe in Hell, so that wont happen either.

so.....can i kill something?

Coldfire sits at a table in a corner, thinking and remembering times passed.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Erm, no. Read up on Buddhism before you even (fictionaly) try to challange it.

He who kills will be killed and he who wins will be defeted - if someone (anyone) kill a warlord who has murdered/raped, its a balance in Karma. That person will also be killed at some point, and if not, it will re-live antohter life.

Second of all - Buddhism does not believe in Hell, so that wont happen either.

Ah, but I am not a Buddhist, so I can throw my own beliefs in there. If ye shall strike me down, vengence will fall upon thee harsher than the the hellfires and brimstone. You will learn a new meaning for pain and suffering.

We went from trying to kill Lance, to being alligned with Lance, to arguing about religion?? Wow, that's quite a stretch 😬

so for the love of god, can i kill something?

"Here, go kill this," Coldfire says, conjuring up a creature that kinda looked like a deer.

*kills it*

😄 im good now.

"I'm glad you're happy now," Coldfire says dryly, then laughs.

do you always refer to things you do in 3rd person? 😄

well....hmm...ive got nothing to do as advisor..umm.........😱 i love doing nothing!

If I were an evil overlord I've rule the world ruthlessly. No slip ups.

So anyone from any religion can try it and I'll send them to whatever afterlife it is they believe it.

Chance of AC taking over the world? 99.99999% probability of truth.

I don't know quite how to celebrate....perhaps.............a quite chuckle......yes......very well, I shall chuckle.

*Quietly Chuckles*

Hehehehehehehe.

-AC

<A massive condor flies in with the a red burgendy box tied to its talon.> To the box was tied a letter written in red ink. It read:

"Dear Overlord,

I apologize for the lateness, and my absence, however I am well excused. I can not tell you all as the lack of my blood is making me weary. I'll hopefully converse with you later tonight."

Originally posted by Mist
do you always refer to things you do in 3rd person? 😄

well....hmm...ive got nothing to do as advisor..umm.........😱 i love doing nothing!

No, not always, lol. It's fun doing it in third person sometimes though 😄 Oh dear, Prince is in trouble. I think I need to go out and assist him.... *leaves*