Women

Originally posted by yerssot
You just have to learn these things Line, it will work out, you are the Spoon Bearer!

that bandage can come off before we go 😄

If you say so ... you're my guide dog after all 😛

Phew! What a relief.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
women want to be treated equal? they want to be treated like they are superior to men. they dont want equality, they want supremacy.

Where did you get that from?

I prefer the term little spoon 😂

you should be more careful with all the faling and the bleeding 😖

You're my ... little spoon?? 😑

I'll try. But untill you've taught me how to wear high heals I'm fighting a loosing battle 😛

yeah, I'm the teaspoon 😄 you're the bigger one, used for soup 😄

oh! it's so easy to learn girlfriend! just gimme some high heals and I'll show ya 😄

😂 I really should slap you now, you know! That did NOT sound like a compliment! I'm a big fat soup spoon, thanks!

Okay, let's see now ... high heals, high heals ... No, these are not all that high. Can't we use those you nicked?

it's difficult to keep you happy I see 😖 ... it's not that the soup spoon is fat, that's typical female thinking 😛 (topic 😉) it's that it's bigger than the teaspoon, therefor better 😄

but that's such a drag, cause we have to switch all the time 🙁

Bigger is better, that's typical male thinking 😛

On the contrary, I'm very easily made happy! Look = 😄

Oh ... right ... *starts throwing people in the room secretive looks, but apparently only men's around tonight* I'll go get some!

popular believe has it yes, and some claim it's not the size but how you use it, ha 😛

yeah, but somehow I can't get you happy, only get you in a smacking mood 😛 oh mechy went on heels a few times, try to get them from him 😄

And I'm sure that's true ... in some aspects 😛

Not true. You've made me laugh out loud in public places 😄

Who's Mechy???

well, I'll tell ya ... size is important ... but you got to know how to handle it ... some take huuuuge sundaes but can't finish it, that's a great example of it

me? public places? I don't follow that part ...😑
mechmoggy! the guy that's supposed to be back from moving to another house, studies and all ... even a mod here

If you've got a fridge that doesn't matter. Then you can save it for later 😛

Can't go online at home, so need to go to public places. Right now I'm in an internet café with some darf idiot screaming in my ear about a stupid computer 😒

Don't know him. But our shoe situation's rather desperate, so you'd better introduce me 😉

ah, but than the quality isn't that perfect anymore, you have to eat it in one time

ouch, that's bad news 😖 hope you can get online soon at home! cause with those cafes you don't get the same feeling 🙁

he should come online any day now, but in the mean time, you can wear the heels and I'll guide you 😄

True. But you can't have everything in life, and sometimes quantity beats quality. Besides, you're not always up for an extremely intense experience. Sometimes lesser can be just as satisfactory 😛

And it's pretty expensive too. Actually, internet was included in my rent, my land lady just hasn't got it installed yet, and I'm a bit afraid to bugger her too much about it just now as I haven't signed the contract yet. Stupid, I know 🙁

*hesitantly steps into shoes. Tries to get up, stumbles and falls into the silly, screaming idiot*

but how can you go for a banana if you can go for a banana split? take out the fullest, don't regret the calories...

well, as soon as you sign that contract, you can nag for the internet, certainly since it's in the rent 😱 than you don't have to go to the cafes... but don't stop drinking 😄

oh my god! you killed kenny! 😛
*helps you up*
now, the first thing you have to do, is to say ten times "HEEL FIRST", if you go toe first, you'll fall down

I'll take the banana split Saturday night and the banana on Sunday morning. If I had to live of banana splits, I'd get sick and even worse, I wouldn't be able to fully appreciate it!

Don't worry, I won't 😄

Hopefully 😛
Okay, here goes:
heel first, heel first, heel first, heel first, h...,
now where was I ...?
How many was that?

but it's a split! you can do so much with it that you just can't get full of it! the combinations are endless!

good, now go get that internetcafe-boss and get him to give free drinks 😄

I think you're at 2 now ... but I wasn't paying attention 😖 but do you think you got that you have to place the heel first?

And sometimes that's as good a reason as anything to just go for the banana. Simplicity, Yerssot, can be wondeful! 😄

Not good! Glad I'm not paying you for this! What were you doing?
Yeah, think I've got it ...

but why ?? than you can just go for the apple! I mean, you can lay off the icecream once or twice, to get that simplicity but in the end the banana split is soooo good to eat

oh...yeah... payment ... well, how about you get my pills for free and I get this one going 😄
ok... up for a few steps already?

If I went for the apple that would be more like going for a change. A banana still is a bit like a banana split and makes me appreciate the banana split even more and look forward to the next 😄

That I get your pills? Or that I get them for you for free? 😑

Guess I'd better stop prolonging it. * gets up, gripping the back of the chair*